MOther has son arrested for opening present too early

The Reverend Joint Smoker · Dec 6, 2006

Lunar Still · Dec 6, 2006

Wow. Just wow.

Anvil · Dec 6, 2006

The boy needs to be castrated so we don't have to suffer.

Det Som Engang Var · Dec 6, 2006

lmao this reminds me of the time my mom called the cops on me because I left the freezer door open overnight. Good times

Cat5Messiah · Dec 6, 2006

Talked about fucked in the head.

Metal head87 · Dec 6, 2006

Is it a felony, misdemeanor or a federal offense? Poor guy, he is gonna get raped in prison because he is too impatient. Tisk tisk tisk...