Movies

[Chromatose]

i saw that shit when I was like 5 or 6 years old. I was afraid to sleep in my room for fear of trolls for a long ass time.

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah, the troll was trying to kill Drew Barrymore!

And Steve Guttenburg had to walk the ledge around his skyscraper apartment and fight a pigeon!

 

[dorian gray]

wtf? are you sure that wasnt ted danson? im serious. i dont remember it being steve guttenburg. but maybe youre right. i just remember there was some kind of nudie magazine on that rich guys living room table. that made quite an impression on me

 

[JayKeeley]

I think Ted Danson was in Creepshow where he drowned and came back to haunt Leslie Nielson!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

And Hal Holbrook feeds Adrian Barbeau to a crate-creature!

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, definitely. i remember that because he said, "i bench press 300 pounds" and i was like, "wait! *i* bench press 300 pounds." although now i might be able to bench 30.
i guess it *was* guttenerd then.

 

[NAD]

i've watched Creepshow like 4 times this year, because i found it on DVD at Target for like $6 SCOROEROEOSORERE.

seriously though, i hadn't watched it in like 15 years.

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, target has dvds for $5.50 here in nashville.
i found a bunch of shit there the other day. didnt buy anything of course, but i played an xbox 360 for free - after i kicked some little kids ass out of the way

 

[NAD]

"me! me! i was here first!" hahaha

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, thats what he *tried* to say but i wasnt having it
bah, seriously, there wasnt anyone there. it was like 11 am and apparently i dont work anymore.

 

[JayKeeley]

Doesn't Leslie Nielson bury Ted Danson up to his neck on the beach? That's like watching the antidote to Saving Private Ryan.

That and "Made in America".

 

[Chromatose]

I was going to be waterlogged zombie ted danson for halloween

but ehh I didn't dress up.

 

[NAD]

we were having a discussion about the Ted Danson bit last week, "oh noes@!!!! slow moving water-talking zombie dead things!!!" it's like Austin Powers when that dude got runned'ed over by the steamroller:

AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
watch out!
*smoosh*

 

[Chromatose]

but they had GHOST POWERS too, so they moved reallllllllllllly slow.. but POOF, could zip around when need be

 

[dorian gray]

yeah, least scary movie segment evar

 

[Chromatose]

leslie nielsen deserved an oscar for his role there

 

[dorian gray]

in think he was nominated.

 

[NAD]

haha.

WHERE'S MY CAKE!!! actually the whole creepy thing in a box scares the poop out of me. it's the teeth really.

ps: IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOUTH OF SAURON GTFO. ummm, it's totally related, i swear. WITHA TEETHA.

 

[Chromatose]

WITH-UH TEEEEETH-UHHHH

 

[NAD]

that album = okay to meh.
that tour =