Mr. Lars Ulrich

[flying_whale]

Metallica single-handedly defined the emo genre with the release of ...And Justice For All.

QFT
1. "Blackened" - "we're all gonna die" Crying or Very sad
2. "...And Justice For All" - "waaaah, the Justice system is corrupt, I had to stay in the drunk tank all night"
3. "Eye Of The Beholder" - "help! help! I'm being repressed! Sniff"
4. "One" - "I don't have any legs or arms, I can't even cut myself"
5. "The Shortest Straw" - "life's unfair, I keep getting shafted" Sad
6. "Harvester Of Sorrow" - "I don't like you anymore, now I want to kill everyone"
7. "The Frayed Ends Of Sanity" - "I'm scared" Confused
8. "To Live Is To Die" - "Mean people hurt my feelings and make me want to die"
9. "Dyers Eve" - "Mommy and Daddy just don't understand me, I never get to do anything" Crying or Very sad

 

[Shadow298]

Still better than the missing track for . . . And Justice For All which is 45 minutes of the fans bitching about how much better a bassplayer Cliff was compared to Jason.

 

[Lars Ulrich]

Like, totally. But, like, ya know, I don't, like, dig that kind of music anymore. I think we, like, ya know, showed that with St. Anger. Our, like, next, like, CD is going to be hip hop.

 

[flying_whale]

Like, totally. But, like, ya know, I don't, like, dig that kind of music anymore. I think we, like, ya know, showed that with St. Anger. Our, like, next, like, CD is going to be hip hop.

is kirk hammett going to wha wha like a fucked pig on that album?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I thought ...And Justice For All was actually a good album........

Nonetheless, it's still funny.

 

[flying_whale]

I thought ...And Justice For All was actually a good album........

Nonetheless, it's still funny.

agreed!

 

[predaking]

Wow, you should do that with DNB

 

[flying_whale]

Wow, you should do that with DNB

how about the bible?

 

[Larf03]

Not even funny .... ...And Justice is my favorite Metallica CD ...

 

[Shpongled]

Like, totally. But, like, ya know, I don't, like, dig that kind of music anymore. I think we, like, ya know, showed that with St. Anger. Our, like, next, like, CD is going to be hip hop.

You're trying WAY too hard.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

No matter what the current most hated mainstream genre is, people will always try to attach Metallica to it. And it'll never be funny.

 

[flying_whale]

man i like metallica a lot! justice, puppets and ride are great albums of thrash, loads and realoads and black are good albums too, but not metal.
I found that on their board. i still think it is pretty funny

 

[Anvil]

Not even funny .... ...And Justice is my favorite Metallica CD ...

...And Justice For All is still my all time favorite album. Has been since I was 4 or 5.

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

I'm sorry people, but I have yet to cream myself over Metallica's supposed might.

 

[Mike]

Yeah, im a big fan of And Justice For All too, and i didn't think it was funny... not because i like the cd, but because it was just lame and over done.

 

[Dead Winter]

Yeah, im a big fan of And Justice For All too, and i didn't think it was funny... not because i like the cd, but because it was just lame and over done.

Kind of like Metallica is now?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Metallica single-handedly defined the emo genre with the release of ...And Justice For All.

QFT
1. "Blackened" - "we're all gonna die" Crying or Very sad
2. "...And Justice For All" - "waaaah, the Justice system is corrupt, I had to stay in the drunk tank all night"
3. "Eye Of The Beholder" - "help! help! I'm being repressed! Sniff"
4. "One" - "I don't have any legs or arms, I can't even cut myself"
5. "The Shortest Straw" - "life's unfair, I keep getting shafted" Sad
6. "Harvester Of Sorrow" - "I don't like you anymore, now I want to kill everyone"
7. "The Frayed Ends Of Sanity" - "I'm scared" Confused
8. "To Live Is To Die" - "Mean people hurt my feelings and make me want to die"
9. "Dyers Eve" - "Mommy and Daddy just don't understand me, I never get to do anything" Crying or Very sad

obviously you're joking, but ... shut up anyway.

 

[Mike]

Kind of like Metallica is now?

goodone

 

[Will Bozarth]

man i like metallica a lot! justice, puppets and ride are great albums of thrash, loads and realoads and black are good albums too, but not metal.
I found that on their board. i still think it is pretty funny

i like it when he sings on that one song about war and goes angry for some part about a life in hell

 

[AsModEe]

someone listened to me and created a Lars Ulrich account! I feel warm inside.