Liquid Diamonds said:I find it depressing that James Blunt exists. And even more depressing than that is the fact that he got a record deal. Has anyone actually listened to that 'Youre Beautiful' garbage?
Worst.
Lyrics.
Ever.
But, if it does it for ya when yer miserable, then great
But may I just ask... why?
NineFeetUnderground said:why are those lyrics bad? theyre not "deep", but i think its something everyone with a pulse can relate to.
affinityband said:Theres other ways of doing it without making it so 'in your face' obvious. It hasnt been much thought simply because it is what everyone thinks. Hes a lazy artist and sounds like a male version of shakira.
NineFeetUnderground said:why are those lyrics bad? theyre not "deep", but i think its something everyone with a pulse can relate to.
Commence Destruction said:track down either Silent Hill 1 or 2 soundtrack.
Liquid Diamonds said:No, no, it's not the subject or the depth that bothers me. Having been sad enough to take the time to listen to the lyrics all the way through, I realised that the song isn't coherent. It doesn't make sense, from beginning to end. For instance, at an early point in the song, Mr Blunt appears to be lamenting the fact that he can't get this 'beautiful' girl of his dreams. He then, however, states rather chirpily: 'But I've got a plan!'
However, not only are we never informed of this 'olan', but he closes the song by saying 'and I dont know what to do.' How the fuck does that go hand in hand with having a plan? I may seem like I'm nitpicking, but it just struck me as dumb, and more importantly, really fucking lazy.
I don't write very poetic or inspired lyrics, but at least I try to implement a little fucking consistency.
But I imagine you have better things to do than nitpick over that song, so I imagine you never noticed these flaws
affinityband said:Theres other ways of doing it without making it so 'in your face' obvious. It hasnt been much thought simply because it is what everyone thinks. Hes a lazy artist and sounds like a male version of shakira.
NineFeetUnderground said:listen to john lennon's imagine....extremely simple lyrics...but something everyone can/should think about.
the_3_toed_sloth said:Yeah. There's nothing exactly the worst ever lyrics...they are just so cliched and devoid of creativity that it is difficult to find any positives in them. You could write a song about petting dogs that i could relate to, if that's your sole criteria nfu - but that won't make it worth hearing.
Still, this is a metal forum, so wtf are we doing talking about lyrics? JAMES BLUNT lyrics?
the_3_toed_sloth said:Worst lyrics ever...now that would be tough competition. I nominate the Milkshake song.