My aunt forwarded me an email today.

The Navigator

Go screw yourself
Apr 24, 2001
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By printing it out, sticking it in an envelope, putting a stamp on it, and sending it halfway across the country. When I explained to her all the other possible ways of sending it to me over email, she replied "I didn't know you could do that."

Those silly old people. Cute, cuddly, and senile.