-that, and because she's a raving maniac. A very intelligent one I might add, but those are by far the most dangerous!!!
Mousewings: of course I'm hot! I'm an ovenstove, for christs sake!!!
OsmOse: It's Norweigian, I'm Danish, but fuck it, it works!!
Everybody else: thanks for the kind welcome, here's the best pic I could find, googling for "ovenstove":http://fezpage.tripod.com/OvenStove.jpg (tripod, so inserted image didn't work...)