My parents are being assholes?

Pics of your sis pussy, kid. Or else you will be listening to the backstreet boys for the rest of the day.
 
Man, the tune around here sure has changed in the last five years.

Sorry, but anyone who thinks they're doing the "moral" thing by buying products off Amazon is a fucking idiot. Terrible employee abuse, tons of labor rights malpractice, a destruction of the book industry, attempts to monopolize the industry, and blackmailing of their publishing partners. If the choice is between buying on Amazon or illegally downloading, you're making the world a better place by downloading and not supporting that website. Now if you're buying directly through the band or label or through an indy record store, then that's a totally different story.
 
People who have moral qualms about downloading music aren't people anyone needs in their life anyways.
 
Rule one of GMD: everyone is fucking with you. If you show that it bothers you, you automatically lose.