After much pondering, and with the inpiration from a friend or two, I have discovered the way life was meant to be lived, what acts should be partaken of, and goals one should work towards. It is a pretty universal plan, so it can be utilized by the majority of people (I think). May I present. . .
BLACK WINTER DAY'S "NEW DEAL" PROPOSITION!!! (BWDNDP)
A Philosophy Devoted to Enjoyment, Expansion of Consciousness, and Personal Success
POINTERS:
*Eat junk food. Indulge.
*Exercise while doing something you enjoy, like basketball or football or whatever it is you enjoy. Doing this with others makes it fun. Exercise nullifies the effects of the junk food, while, at the same time, gives the body great satisfaction.
*Play Nintendo. The old one. Yes, I'm serious.
*Smoke bud and drink alcohol. Don't do either at the expense of others (i.e. driving).
*Watch crappy horror movies. And comedy flicks.
*Drive a golf cart up a mountain. It gets you close with nature. Driving down is fun as well (watch for stumps and rocks).
*Sleep outside. In the woods or in a gutter, just as long as it's outside.
*Wear pull-over, hooded sweatshirts. And weird T-Shirts.
*Read LONG 800+ page books.
*Create something that means a lot to you.
*Always have something to look forward to.
*Gain a sense of wonder involving the world around us.
*Set wood on fire and smell it.
*Talk shit to random people on the internet.
*Eat a Zero bar after losing a bet in pool. Gives you appreciation for good food.
*Take a risk or triumph over a huge challenge.
*Listen to music that excites you in some way.
*Be and individual and do not conform to accepted standards.
*Chase a dog and try to tackle it (this works the best when you are drunk and the dog is very stupid).
*Argue and speak your mind.
*Break glass.
*Use the bathroom. Enjoy it.
*Seize the day, live every day like it is your last, don't get in a routine.
and finally. . .
*NEVER EVER GET SO BORED THAT YOU TYPE A LONG POST IN A HIGH SCHOOL LIBRARY
that is all
BLACK WINTER DAY'S "NEW DEAL" PROPOSITION!!! (BWDNDP)
A Philosophy Devoted to Enjoyment, Expansion of Consciousness, and Personal Success
POINTERS:
*Eat junk food. Indulge.
*Exercise while doing something you enjoy, like basketball or football or whatever it is you enjoy. Doing this with others makes it fun. Exercise nullifies the effects of the junk food, while, at the same time, gives the body great satisfaction.
*Play Nintendo. The old one. Yes, I'm serious.
*Smoke bud and drink alcohol. Don't do either at the expense of others (i.e. driving).
*Watch crappy horror movies. And comedy flicks.
*Drive a golf cart up a mountain. It gets you close with nature. Driving down is fun as well (watch for stumps and rocks).
*Sleep outside. In the woods or in a gutter, just as long as it's outside.
*Wear pull-over, hooded sweatshirts. And weird T-Shirts.
*Read LONG 800+ page books.
*Create something that means a lot to you.
*Always have something to look forward to.
*Gain a sense of wonder involving the world around us.
*Set wood on fire and smell it.
*Talk shit to random people on the internet.
*Eat a Zero bar after losing a bet in pool. Gives you appreciation for good food.
*Take a risk or triumph over a huge challenge.
*Listen to music that excites you in some way.
*Be and individual and do not conform to accepted standards.
*Chase a dog and try to tackle it (this works the best when you are drunk and the dog is very stupid).
*Argue and speak your mind.
*Break glass.
*Use the bathroom. Enjoy it.
*Seize the day, live every day like it is your last, don't get in a routine.
and finally. . .
*NEVER EVER GET SO BORED THAT YOU TYPE A LONG POST IN A HIGH SCHOOL LIBRARY
that is all
