Worst pick up line EVER!!!
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derek
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Well, Jen is kinda cute, so I admire this dudes industry.
I don't like pick up lines. Whatever happened to being funny, polite and offering to buy her a drink?
I don't like pick up lines. Whatever happened to being funny, polite and offering to buy her a drink?
0neEyedWilly
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You shouldv'e said "well when I get a mile of shit built up I'll get back to you" 
What a sick fuck!
What a sick fuck!
derek
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I was outside on my lunch break going to get food and this man came up to me and actually said::
"Damn girl, you're so fine I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from"
AHHHHH what do you say to that? I just walked away, but the mofo almost made me lose my lunch!!
uke:
that's something we say pretty often on the Royal Carnage forum
Specially NAD
Metal head87
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I guess he was a copropheliacI was outside on my lunch break going to get food and this man came up to me and actually said::
"Damn girl, you're so fine I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from"
AHHHHH what do you say to that? I just walked away, but the mofo almost made me lose my lunch!!
You probably could have gotten a few grand from him.
0neEyedWilly
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Dude...I'm not sure what I would do in that situation...
Maybe I'd go "teehee", then punch him in the junk?
What a freak
Maybe I'd go "teehee", then punch him in the junk?
What a freak
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that's probobly one of the most disgusting things i've ever heard.
see what you get for being hot, Jen?
see what you get for being hot, Jen?
El Stormo
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I'd so beat him up if he didn't live so far away from me. I hate people who treat women like that. Stupid fucking pickup lines and moves. Pathetic.I was outside on my lunch break going to get food and this man came up to me and actually said::
"Damn girl, you're so fine I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from"
AHHHHH what do you say to that? I just walked away, but the mofo almost made me lose my lunch!!
On the plus side, the guy was right. You are pretty fine
Det Som Engang Var
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derek
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I'd so beat him up if he didn't live so far away from me. I hate people who treat women like that. Stupid fucking pickup lines and moves. Pathetic.
On the plus side, the guy was right. You are pretty fine
You guys should meet (in my house) and just get the sexual tension out in the open (and let me watch) because it'll make you (and everyone on here that I web-broadcast it to) feel alot better.
