Worst pick up line EVER!!!

[firewalkjen]

Fair's fair, you are quite captivating. There's something entrancing about you

Thank you, tis very sweet of you

 

[firewalkjen]

Well, obviously it's the butt. Men are willing to eat miles of her shit in order to get to it.






Did everyone notice how I brought this thread full circle?

I'm good like that.

You're the man Dan!

good job!

 

[firewalkjen]

Best pick up line ever:

<presents damp cloth>
"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Guaranteed to get you laid!

HAHA WTF?

 

[Burning Bridges]

i like it how so many people try to give me negative rep and leave a witty remark and it ends up as blue rep

 

[El Stormo]

i like it how so many people try to give me negative rep and leave a witty remark and it ends up as blue rep

*sigh*

You're just fucking asking for it.

 

[Burning Bridges]

*sigh*

You're just fucking asking for it.

thanks for leaving your name

 

[El Stormo]

thanks for leaving your name

I always leave my name.

 

[darcy]

"Do you like dictionaries?
*flexes*
Check out this definition!"

I think that's just funny. The shit-eating one is gross.

 

[Lord Foul]

Best (and creepiest) pick-up line ever:

"If you ever want to see your mommy again..."

 

[derek]

I always leave my name.

Yep. It's true. One evening I met a tall, handsome stranger at Yo Yo Bills nightclub in Las Vegas and he turned out to have the most sexy of accents: Belgian.

ANYhoo, after many many Appletini's and various other girly drinks, we booked a hotel room and made passionate love for the entire evening. In the morning he was gone and all that was left was the words STORMRIDER HAS RODE YOU on the wall.

In blood.

 

[El Stormo]

In blood.

The blood from your rectum, to be precise.