name one fruit you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

[Demilich]

Just do it.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

A grape. I'd stick it in my ass and fart.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

*searches internet for the pictures of that guy who had sex with a watermelon*

 

[Mormagil]

Cantaloupe. The hollowness of the melon would provide a nice thumping sound during the encounter and there would be plenty of uncontaminated fruit left for a snack afterwards.

 

[Demilich]

i was thinking pineapple, just for the "wtf?" factor

 

[Krilons Resa]

a pomegranite

ohhhhh those seeddssss

 

[General Zod]

Best thread evar.

A peach. Because they're just asking for it.

Zod

 

[Krilons Resa]

Best thread evar.

A peach. Because they're just asking for it.

Zod

good answer!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

a banana, peeled, up my ass, with peanut butter.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I've heard warming a banana in the microwave, then cutting off a tip, squeezing the stuff out so you're left with a warm peel, then fucking it, is quite satisfying.

>_>


<_<

 

[NAD]

pussyfruit. like 6 at the same time.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I've heard warming a banana in the microwave, then cutting off a tip, squeezing the stuff out so you're left with a warm peel, then fucking it, is quite satisfying.

>_>


<_<

I tried fucking a banana peel when I was 14. I didn't know you had to microwave the thing though? I tapped that shit raw, to unsatisfying results. The foreplay wasn't much better.

 

[Trylakos]

**nice

I thought I posted in this thread... must've been one of the same concept I made a thing about bananas

 

[Reign in Acai]

I believe that banana idea came from a men's health magazine aswell.

 

[Trylakos]

wtf are you doing reading health magazines?

 

[Reign in Acai]

wtf are you doing reading health magazines?

It beats reading burger time weekly.

 

[Guthrum]

A grape. I'd stick it in my ass and fart.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

actually i don't really find her that attractive but i'd stick it in her butt

 

[Guthrum]

I'm so tired of hearing about her. My friend Charlene is OBSESSED with her.

 

[SonOfNun]

I once had a "women and fruit" discussion with my old Age of Empires buddy Lou. I almost died from sheer hilarity, as did the group of people listening to us, but I'm happy to say that we all survived.