name one celebrity you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

[Evil?]

Monica Belluci, anyone? She could probably make me bust a nut from across the room.

Hell yes.

 

[Tranquillian]

Hell yeah.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

On the chick who plays Nadia in 24:

I would do terrible terrible things to Nadia.

Throw her in an interogration cell and have Ricky Schroeder call her a muslim extremist for an hour or so?

yes if by "Ricky Schroeder" you mean my "penis" and by "call" you mean "insert" and by "a muslim extremist" you mean "in her anus"

 

[MFJ]

for the love of fucking god, urinate on me already.

hahahahahaahaha

 

[cthulufhtagn]

ha, the wheel on my mouse just gave out. thats great.

but thats a big blow to the happiness. im starting to come down

hahahaha holy fuck i laughed more at this than anything else today. dorian gray = funniest man on the forum

 

[lurch70]

godammit ... http://teamcoco.com/content/kaley-cuoco-loves-bad-boys-vespas

she is HOT!!!

 

[~Neurotica]

godammit ... http://teamcoco.com/content/kaley-cuoco-loves-bad-boys-vespas

she is HOT!!!

lol

If I was a male I'd like to have sex with Evangeline Lilly (and then to marry her too).

Being a woman though.... Edward Norton! (and to marry him definitely)

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol

If I was a male I'd like to have sex with Evangeline Lilly (and then to marry her too).

Damn. No idea who she is but she is gorgeous.


@ Lurch...eh, she's iiiight. Never was into blondes.

Kate Beckinsale mmm mmm mmmm

 

[Krilons Resa]

Monica Belluci, anyone? She could probably make me bust a nut from across the room.

Yeah, she's beautiful too.

 

[lurch70]

@ Lurch...eh, she's iiiight. Never was into blondes.

it's also that she is funny and a bit of a pig

 

[dorian gray]

hahahaha holy fuck i laughed more at this than anything else today. dorian gray = funniest man on the forum

I miss Matt!

 

[dorian gray]

it's also that she is funny and a bit of a pig

Is that the chick from that show about nerds? She makes you at least do a double take but then, meh....never did much for me

 

[lurch70]

yeah, never seen her until last night. she reminds me a bit of Applegate in her prime.

 

[dorian gray]

hmm...yeah, she never did anything for me either. I genuinely didn't like her. In the late 80s, I think she reminded me of chicks my older brother would date...who, at the time, I considered to be white trash sluts (they were, actually lol)
I don't particularly care for white chicks too much. I think we've established that before. For me to really notice, they have to have something unusual about them...like true blonde hair or be really tall or something along those lines.

 

[lurch70]

isn't your wife a white blonde?
I remember like ONE photo you had of her on FB. she totally looked like one of my exes.

 

[Furious B]

scarlett johansson.

i'd bang the bejezuss out of her and thrust my seed deep inside her belly. that is ONE broad i'd want in my life for good.

 

[dorian gray]

Am I the only person who first noticed her in Ghost World?
Am I the only person who actually saw that movie?

 

[lurch70]

didn't see Ghost World, but now that I looked up her track record, she was in a bunch of no money making flicks.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0424060/

but man, she was a piece of ass in Match Point. I think Woody Allen hired her for Vicky Christina some years later probably just to stare at her for a few months more.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Ghost World? You mean Ghost Dad?

Scarlet is pretty and all but, again, she does nothing [much] for me.

 

[dorian gray]

I think Ms. Scarlett is greatly overrated, imho.