name one celebrity you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

[dorian gray]

lol @ "epic"

 

[lurch70]

Dang...all these years later, do you people still want to bang Jessica Simpson? I guess you could stick it in her fat rolls

**Disclaimer: I don't know if she's still this heavy.

And come on. That jawline, that chin dimple. Tranny face.

those jeans, if you can call them that, are the most unattractive things ever.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yeah they're totally mom jeans. Not in a milf-way, either.

 

[lurch70]

i think they only sell those west of PA and east of NV ... those jeans ARE America!

 

[Krilons Resa]

80's gunt jeans.

 

[dorian gray]

That's a pretty epic weight gain, right there. I almost want to congratulate her.

that's not real, btw haha

 

[Reign in Acai]

That can't be real, why are her triceps covered in soot? Farmer John forced her to crawl to the trough? Chicken of the Sea? More like swine dipped in brine.