name one celebrity you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

[lurch70]

say wha?

 

[Krilons Resa]

That's nice and all, but yeah....overrated.

 

[Krilons Resa]

violent ass-sex with Mariah Carey, finish by nutting in her hair.

your turn.

 

[dorian gray]

^^^ dude, she's ridiculously hot but...she's kinda plain and her "look" got old after about five minutes
She's really short too, btw

 

[Krilons Resa]

Is she? Well, her stock just went up in my book.

 

[dorian gray]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Dang...all these years later, do you people still want to bang Jessica Simpson? I guess you could stick it in her fat rolls

**Disclaimer: I don't know if she's still this heavy.

And come on. That jawline, that chin dimple. Tranny face.

 

[MFJ]

Dang...all these years later, do you people still want to bang Jessica Simpson? I guess you could stick it in her fat rolls

**Disclaimer: I don't know if she's still this heavy.

And come on. That jawline, that chin dimple. Tranny face.

i never thought that she was ultra hot to begin with, but now it's like... damn. it's no wonder the media pretty much dropped her completely.

 

[dorian gray]

Didn't she go through a "fat" phase a few years ago?
Hmmm...speaking of years...it's about time some of these celebrity types start having kids.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

This is only from about 6 months ago....

 

[dorian gray]

That's bizarre.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Jane Asher, circa 1964. Couldn't find a nice racy picture online (just watch "The Masque of Red Death" bath scene), so here's a classy shot.

Paul was tapping that.

 

[Krilons Resa]

That's bizarre.

I like how you want everyone to join in on the kid parade.

 

[dorian gray]

jooooooiiiiin uuuusssss

 

[Krilons Resa]

apparently, i'm all in.

 

[lurch70]

scarlett is short? oh yeah, much hotter now. like to toss those short ones around.

edit: just looked it up ... Scarlett is 5'4" and Shakira is 5'2" ... what in the world?!?!?!

 

[dorian gray]

Scarlett is *not* 5'4"
It drives me nuts when chicks exaggerate their height
What's interesting is it starts to work the other way after a certain point: Maria Sharapova is easily over 6' but her stats will usually place her at 6' or under.

 

[Krilons Resa]

You know her that personally to know if her height is exaggerated a couple inches?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

From

to

That's a pretty epic weight gain, right there. I almost want to congratulate her.

 

[Krilons Resa]

That can't be real!!!

Blame 98 Degrees boy.