name one celebrity you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

[lurch70]

i think i figured it out ... Erik is not into blondes

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I said "least attractive" not "unattractive"

true. based upon those pictures i'd say thats where she'd place. In person, she'd most likely take first. Or maybe i'm biased cause she likes metal.

 

[dorian gray]

haha, 4'8". i dont think short chicks are very attractive. im sure the same goes for women and short dudes.

 

[Ellestin]

Oh Germany, how I miss thee


not

I forgot the Nightwish and Judas Iscariot ones. Yeah, Germany is about the only place where those things happen.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i think i figured it out ... Erik is not into blondes

but if they aren't blonde then they aren't aryan and pure!!!!111!!!one!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Angelina Jolie, She fakes an orgasm in every movie better than any women Ive ever seen in my life. Shed make me feel like a million bucks. Id spend days eating at the Y. Id do her in the ass as well. Id cum on her face and make her lick it up.

 

[lurch70]

Angelina Jolie, She fakes an orgasm in every movie better than any women Ive ever seen in my life. Shed make me feel like a million bucks. Id spend days eating at the Y. Id do her in the ass as well. Id cum on her face and make her lick it up.

best post in this thread so far

 

[Trylakos]

Erik are you a celebrity yet?

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[Reign in Acai]

Marissa Tomei is so lovely.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

pics!

 

[lurch70]

Scarlet Johannsen has been making me super weird ... she was delicious in Match Point

 

[General Zod]

I have a strange fondness for Sarah Chalke from Scrubs. In part because her character is adorable, in part because's she's cute, and in part because she's got an awesome body (which the producers exploit with amazing regularity).

Zod

 

[grazim]

Marissa Tomei is so lovely.

pics!

 

[Evil?]

Jennifer Connely ftw. She is so goddamn hot.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Id bang Scarelett Johanson until my penis fell off ......then Id just nub her to death.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'd do the same, but to Leah Remini.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Monica Belluci, anyone? She could probably make me bust a nut from across the room.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

It is an understatement that there was/is/will be nothing better than mrs Belluci.

 

[dill_the_devil]