name one celebrity you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

Erik said:
No, it doesn't make sense because how many fucking sexually frustrated 16 year olds do you think masturbate to pictures of "celebrities" like these worthless whores every day? A WHOLE LOT MORE than people like me who fucking cringe at these terrible, photoshopped fucking sad parodies of the female body, I would bet!

It's apparently awfully fucking difficult for you to understand this for some reason: I DO NOT FIND THESE WOMEN ATTRACTIVE. Not even mildly. FUCKING GROSS. On every other subject you would stop at nothing to defend the individual's right to have his own taste and decide for himself what he likes or not, but apparently because these diseased bitches are on FRONT PAGES OF FUCKING MAGAZINES and probably on TELEVISION everyone should find them attractive? Seriously, get the fuck out. By your same fucking logic, why aren't we all listening to fucking Slipknot?

This has NOTHING to do with having sex regularly or not because while I will not provide photographic evidence or anything I know that the last girl I had sex with was far fucking more beautiful than these useless fucking trend sluts could ever hope to be. In conclusion, again, FUCK OFF
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Erik ... is it because they're "mainstream"? :loco:

Let me look for some "underground" porn chicks ... hang on
 
BACK ON TOPIC:

After watching our basketball game with Kentucky today, I realized that Ashley Judd is like, really fucking hot:

judd_uk.jpg


:oops:
 
@erik: good photoshop job but i dont get your point. shes still gorgeous. anyone older than 12 knows that a magazine photo is going to be manipulated in some way. so are you saying she's nasty because she allowed herself to be photoshopped OR that she's nasty because, in real life, she has a very natural line under her eye?
 
I think it's funny that skimming this thread I see all you wankers criticizing plenty of women that I GUARANTEE YOU would be scrambling to buy Tequila Sunrises for at whatever pub/club/gaybar you punks frequent! :lol:

*Jessica Alba walks by...*
ERIK: What an ugly, trashy whore. 3.5/10
MARKGUGS: 5/10, unlike the latest CoB album (which I gave a 10/10). I wouldn't do her...
NAD: CSOCRE! BOOBS!
 
Erik said:
How about you pack up this GUARANTEE of yours and mosey on up to Sweden sometime and we'll have a few beers and see if I care when random-plastic-whore turns up, eh.
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roadtrip :loco:
 
Erik said:
How about you pack up this GUARANTEE of yours and mosey on up to Sweden sometime and we'll have a few beers and see if I care when random-plastic-whore turns up, eh.
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Build me the box with airholes again and I'll take yo azz up on dat!
 
Dick Sirloin said:
I think it's funny that skimming this thread I see all you wankers criticizing plenty of women that I GUARANTEE YOU would be scrambling to buy Tequila Sunrises for at whatever pub/club/gaybar you punks frequent! :lol:

*Jessica Alba walks by...*
ERIK: What an ugly, trashy whore. 3.5/10
MARKGUGS: 5/10, unlike the latest CoB album (which I gave a 10/10). I wouldn't do her...
NAD: CSOCRE! BOOBS!
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Don't lump me in here. I'm very much in favor of hot fucken women.
 
Erik said:
How about you pack up this GUARANTEE of yours and mosey on up to Sweden sometime and we'll have a few beers and see if I care when random-plastic-whore turns up, eh.
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Now this is a great offer.

I'd do it in a second, and you can buy the beers while I score the wimmen! :headbang:
 
I was trying to make fun of him giving everything at least a 9.5/10 ranking, but hey... :p
 
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