name one celebrity you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

[dorian gray]

isnt it safe to say cuthbert and simpson are very very similar? short voluptuous with unusual facial features - not classically beautiful.

 

[dorian gray]

isn't elisha cuthbert than canadian chick?

yeah, but shes from montreal. sorry.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I'm a shallow American, what do I possibly know?

 

[Ellestin]

Ha ha I thought you were all talking about the Simpsons and I kind of missed the point

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

just posting for page 4

 

[dorian gray]

haha, allright. all i wanna know is this: if one of the simpson sisters started talking and flirting with you, would you
A) keep talking and try to get a date or whatever
OR
B) tell her shes a fucking diseased whore who looks like a man

 

[Ellestin]

B

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Option A if I thought I could mooch money off her.
Option C politely decline otherwise.

 

[dorian gray]

haha you guys ARE FULL OF SHIT
but i still like you

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I would shag both of them rotten.

 

[dorian gray]

alicia witt. not my taste. very beautiful and i would definitely date her. but, i'd rather date ashlee simpson. yeah, i said it.
disclaimer: based on looks alone. obviously. havent had the honor of meeting either one of them.

 

[Hell Mike]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

thats 100 times hotter than the pictures of the simpson girls posted in this thread. having seen her back on children's TV when I was a lot younger, yeah, theres photoshop.

 

[dorian gray]

cheers for the cuthbert foto.
not attractive at all for some of us, i suppose

 

[dorian gray]

LOL @ the photoshop claims.

 

[dorian gray]

Have you ever seen a human face in person?

one of the funniest things ive ever seen on the intarweb. nice one, erik.

 

[Ellestin]

Uh how can you NOT see the airbrushing on that face

Either that or she wears a porcelaine mask.

And I wouldn't want to touch that hair, must be worse than plunging your hand in a bucket full of jellyfish.

 

[dorian gray]

@elisha's face: have you guys ever heard of MAKE-UP? i know. it's wierd but people have been doing it for awhile now.

 

[dorian gray]

what are you talking about?

 

[dorian gray]

you mean how theres no lines under her eyes?