name one celebrity you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

[dorian gray]

if ROB HALFORD could come out of the closet SO CAN YOU

weeeelllll.................ok, i give in.

 

[dorian gray]

Okay look, I try to stay away from shit like this, but JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKS LIKE A MAN AND IS FUCKING GROSS.

LOL at you dudes........wait, i already posted that.
come on guys. the simpsons are considered two of the hottest celebrity chicks in the world right now. they are CONSTANTLY on the covers magazines. blah blah blah. i know youre entitled to your opinion and all that but is it necessary to say "FUCKING GROSS"? seriously.

another thought i have is: what exactly do you mean "looks like a man"? what does that mean? she has a beard? i can see she has a "strong" jawline but what's wrong with that? she also has huge boobs and an incredible body. considering that the VAST majority of american women their age are fat fucking cows, i would say they are both pretty damn hot.

 

[NAD]

she has an awfully strong jawline. personally i like that, she could probably suck a golfball through a gardenhose.

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[MadeInNewJersey]

Dorian, you can see where the split is.

Inexperienced/young/virgins = Simpsons are men

Experienced/married/those with girlfriends/older = Simpsons are hot

It's very black & white, so I don't bother even acknowledging the other opinions. It's like, hey you! Get laid first. x infinity

 

[dorian gray]

heheh
gugs made me laugh.

 

[dorian gray]

you have to read it like three times

btw, i stopped up the toilet today

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

It makes perfect sense.

To those of us who have regular sex, that is.

(p.s. don't be so grim, I'm just fucking with you)

 

[neal]

gugs is saying the younger/less experienced still have ideals and shit. the older/more experienced dudes see big tits and a nice ass.

 

[NAD]

well i haven't gotten laid in awhile but it made sense to me.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

well i haven't gotten laid in awhile but it made sense to me.

 

[dorian gray]

what is Erik trying to say?

 

[Dev]

I have to say I'm between the two gugs' categories . Got a girlfriend and stuff but if we're only talking about doing her maybe one should not think too much after all . Still I wouldn't . (p.s : after 1 month that's what I think , gotta check this post again in a few months lolz)

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

what is Erik trying to say?

 

[MFJ]

It means I'd prefer a girl who is actually REAL, not one who is frequently told what to wear and what to do. Maybe a girl who isn't photoshopped in every picture? Maybe a girl who isn't a fucking retarded cunt?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

While I can see why people consider them attractive and all, they're alright, but not reallly my style.

 

[Ellestin]

This thread is sick.

Time for some Alicia Witt again:

 

[MFJ]

There we go, that's much better.

 

[dorian gray]

question for simpson-haters: whaddya think of elisha cuthbert?

 

[MFJ]

question for simpson-haters: whaddya think of elisha cuthbert?

she's definitely a lot better than Jessica Simpson, that's all I will say.

Oh and on Ashley Simpson: Seriously one of the ugliest people I have ever seen. I'm not kidding, her facial features just totally fucking piss me off.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

isn't elisha cuthbert than canadian chick?