name one celebrity you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

[neal]

haha

 

[lurch70]

lol but beer guts on men are manly and girls love them

mine get rubbed constantly

 

[JayKeeley]

ashley simpson may be nasty too, but at least she doesn't look like a dude

donkey more like.

 

[JayKeeley]

jennifer connelly. she probably likes the rough stuff, so id finnish with a donkey punch.

dirty sanchez more like.

 

[snow2fall]

in the real world i prefer chicks who read books, have imperfections on their legs, and say "yeah i don't really like make-up."

I'd ask you to marry me now if we weren't married already.

It's funny how everyone in here proves my preconceptions of them to be right. There are the ones who like to scrape off layers of make-up just to find even more silicone, and there are the ones who prefer real over fake, smart over cheap.

i have a date with a Barbie type girl next week.

So there is but one purpose to that date.

 

[Dark One]

Geez you guys are rough. The thread was simply about nailing a celebrity. It's ok to to like celebrity chicks who have had their beauty "touched up" for the sake of an instant bangable fantasy.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

meh. give me a chick who looks pretty good, but is smart and likes classic rock/metal and i'm hornier for her than some chick who's all makeup and has the mind of a walnut.

Another plus is if she's tough as nails, i'm weird, i've always had a bit of a thing for the tom boys.

 

[NAD]

I'd ask you to marry me now if we weren't married already.

CSOROERE. :Spin:

So there is but one purpose to that date.

my dear, whatever do you mean? :Smokedev:

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Porn stars are such a turnoff.

Yeah, I hate hot chicks with big tits who love being fucked in the ass too.

 

[E-bortion]

Yeah, I hate hot chicks with big tits who love being fucked in the ass too.

So you like women who get paid to get fucked in the ass every day by several men for a living. You like huge, gaping orifices that are constantly penetrated by guys you could never possibly compete with. You like women who are objectified and dont mind it... okay, well i like women with no self esteem too... but my arguement stands.

 

[NAD]

i always sorta respected porn chicks because they laugh in the face of conformity. not the bints that do one movie at 18 and then cry about it for the next 10 years, i'm talking about the pros that spend their life in the industry by choice. they seem like strong women to me honestly.

i also consider porn one of the greatest sociological experiments in history though, so maybe i'm just whacko.

 

[E-bortion]

strong maybe... intelligent? no. they are textbook whores and being a man of morals and ethics (regardless of what i say, i do have such) i cant respect them in any way. however, i can beat my meat to them

 

[NAD]

well, Asia Carrera is a member of Mensa so there's an exception.

 

[Henrik Main]

It's funny how everyone in here proves my preconceptions of them to be right. There are the ones who like to scrape off layers of make-up just to find even more silicone, and there are the ones who prefer real over fake, smart over cheap.

For the love of Christ! This thread is about EMOTIONLESS SEX WITH A CELEB, not "post pics of a girl that you'd quite like to have a relationship with".

It's like criticizing girls on a message board for wanting to do Ricky Martin or Robbie Williams instead of Woody Allen, cuz, y'know, Woody is intelligent, funny and has read a lot of books, plus he's not fake.

 

[Ellestin]

I'd rather do Ricky Martin tbh

 

[snow2fall]

It's like criticizing girls on a message board for wanting to do Ricky Martin or Robbie Williams instead of Woody Allen

I wouldn't touch any of those three. For any pupose whatsoever.

 

[Birkenau]

I'd like to have a romantic dinner and affair with the singer for Nasheim

 

[snow2fall]

What if you had fallen into a really deep hole and needed help to get up and they were the only people present for a radius of 46 miles

Pointless question: I'd choose the one with the rope and the strongest arms. After getting me out, I'd kindly thank him and walk my way. I doubt any of them would have the strength to pull me up though. Doormats.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

strong maybe... intelligent? no. they are textbook whores and being a man of morals and ethics (regardless of what i say, i do have such) i cant respect them in any way. however, i can beat my meat to them

The fact that several porn star women are a great deal more intelligent than you or I notwithstanding, what does morality & ethics have to do with your level of respect for these women?

 

[lurch70]

i'm talking about the pros that spend their life in the industry by choice. they seem like strong women to me honestly.

I used to think women like that were "strong" as well ... then I realized, not really.

A strong woman is one that raises a kid by herself, works 15 hours, goes to school meanwhile and does not bitch and moan.