name one celebrity you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

[General Zod]

I dunno, maybe her distinctly male facial features appeal to you, whatever floats your boat

Or, maybe her incredibly feminine features don't appeal to you? Perhaps something like this is more to your liking:

Zod

 

[General Zod]

Porn stars are such a turnoff.

Odd, because their job description calls for them to be just the opposite.

Zod

 

[E-bortion]

Odd, because their job description calls for them to be just the opposite.

Zod

Youre the kind of guy that plays grand theft auto then shoots up strip malls arent you

 

[General Zod]

my gay boss from toys r us had a picture of jessica simpson hanging on the wall in the store ... says him "he's the only girl I'd go straight for" .. yeah that totally backs that one up too.

LOL. All I think we've established with that post is that gay men think Jessica looks like a man.

Seriously dude, could you come up with a less authoratative source for which chicks are hot than a gay guy? Maybe in your next post, you can tell us what nuns think about blowjobs or what construction workers think about french manicures.

Zod

 

[NAD]

anyone remember the classic ashlee simpson singback blooper? comedy gold

dude the jig she did was like the best thing ever.

i don't like Jessica Simpson, she looks retarded. i'd nail her through a wall though, i'm not h0m0.

 

[General Zod]

Youre the kind of guy that plays grand theft auto then shoots up strip malls arent you

Actually, I don't own a single video game. Regardless, I'm not clear how thinking porn stars is hot qualifies me as strange.

Zod

 

[NAD]

Charmaine Star is my favorite porn slut.

 

[Chromatose]

LOL. All I think we've established with that post is that gay men think Jessica looks like a man.

Seriously dude, could you come up with a less authoratative source for which chicks are hot than a gay guy? Maybe in your next post, you can tell us what nuns think about blowjobs or what construction workers think about french manicures.

Zod

sorry, the point was that she's not hot, and looks like man, i thought that was obvious

-superman 2

 

[General Zod]

sorry, the point was that she's not hot, and looks like man, i thought that was obvious

-superman 2

LOL. I know man, I'm just bored.

Zod

 

[E-bortion]

Actually, I don't own a single video game. Regardless, I'm not clear how thinking porn stars is hot qualifies me as strange.

Zod

It was a joke. Porn and the real world are two different things, pornstars not having any bearing in the real world, regardless if I beat my shit to them every night. I don't find them attractive as people and thats a big facet of my judgement of women.

 

[lurch70]

oddly enough the red head, while cute, looks more diseased then Jessica

 

[neal]

jennifer connelly. she probably likes the rough stuff, so id finnish with a donkey punch.

 

[General Zod]

Porn and the real world are two different things

Agreed.

I don't find them attractive as people and thats a big facet of my judgement of women.

I can understand that, however none of know any of the woman being spoken about in this thread as people.

Zod

 

[NAD]

i like plastic whores with no brains to choke it to.

in the real world i prefer chicks who read books, have imperfections on their legs, and say "yeah i don't really like make-up."

and haha @ me because i have a date with a Barbie type girl next week. fuckit.

 

[Chromatose]

jennifer connelly. she probably likes the rough stuff, so id finnish with a donkey punch.

jennifer connelly in "labyrinth" or "the hulk" ?

 

[NAD]

DARK CITY

 

[Chromatose]

oh wtf is wrong with me for forgetting

ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER

 

[NAD]

dude i seriously cried for a second there.

 

[NAD]

my only shallow pet peeve are girls with not-so-flat stomachs.

big butt, fine. crooked nose, whatever. flabs, NOWAY.

 

[NAD]

well, i like curvy girls, and i don't want a 6-pack on a chick (except Tully style shoulderblade-beercoaster), but no stomach chunk. or at least not a lot. like if a girl had a gut the size of mine, i wouldn't be into it. [/double standard]