name one celebrity you wish to have sex with, and describe it.

[JayKeeley]

Yo wtf is that?

It's called a "female" you fucking virgin.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Whore? Maybe.

Ugly? If by your standards she's ugly, I want to see a picture of the next chick you nail.

Zod

I'm going to have to 2nd this request.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Winona Ryder or Nicole Kidman.

Great choices.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Request DENIED

Pretty please?

 

[lurch70]

good thread ...

some porn slut named Stormy ... keep seeing her on HBO and she is just really doing it for me.

and that french fry ... Juile Delpy ...

 

[E-bortion]

Porn stars are such a turnoff.

 

[lurch70]

not into them either
just this Stormy chick ... some bod and face on her .. never seen her flicks

agree on Kidman also ... man ... those legs.

you know ... I never had a really tall chick ... some one I can attack against the wall

 

[Dark One]

I'm going to have to 2nd this request.

You know, I think THAT particular picture of Jessica Simpson is kinda lame, but I've seen her look 1,000,000,000,000,000 times hotter in other pictures or on t.v., etc.

So Erik, are you just judging by that picture? If so, I could understand your point of view a little. If not, you need your head examined.

 

[Dark One]

 

[Dark One]

photoshop

LOL - no

 

[JayKeeley]

If Erik thinks she's bad, he'll probably slit his wrists if he sees the sister.

 

[Dark One]

oh really

look at that face again and tell me it doesnt scream airbrush

Makeup for sure, but I dunno about airbrushing dude, maybe the second one if any.

 

[Dark One]

If Erik thinks she's bad, he'll probably slit his wrists if he sees the sister.

Heh - I would, she is so annoying.

 

[Henrik Main]

anyone remember the classic ashlee simpson singback blooper? comedy gold

 

[Ellestin]

She looks slightly more feminine on the third one, but she's still a slut.

 

[lurch70]

my mother ... she no like me too much ... she wish she was raped by another man [/borat]

 

[radiobabe]

Makeup for sure, but I dunno about airbrushing dude, maybe the second one if any.

It's called retouching :hotjump: http://www.glennferon.com/portfolio1/portfolio31.html

 

[Chromatose]

ashley simpson may be nasty too, but at least she doesn't look like a dude


my gay boss from toys r us had a picture of jessica simpson hanging on the wall in the store ... says him "he's the only girl I'd go straight for" .. yeah that totally backs that one up too.

 

[lurch70]

ok, not getting this Jessica Simpson is ugly or a guy talk ...

anyway ... this brings up the topic of ... did any of you ever bang one of those ditzy, "oh mah god" type of chicks? ... were they just as ditzy in bed?

 

[E-bortion]

It's called retouching :hotjump: http://www.glennferon.com/portfolio1/portfolio31.html

for the love of fucking god, urinate on me already.