Never gave myself a proper introduction/misanthropic rant thread

[El Stormo]

Dangerous, that. He might start cutting himself or singing in an emo band.

 

[Lunar Still]

What a horrible loss that would be. Excuse me for not crying.

 

[El Stormo]

I said it was dangerous, not that it wouldn't be fun.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Have him roll in feces.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

chuck palahunik is cool and original

also, kid who posted this thread, fucking get over yourself. long hair is fun times, i've cut mine once in the past five years, but it's not a fucking statement of societal rebellion, it's some shit on your head that might make you look better/identify with a particular social group/cover up your bumpy-ass skull

you seem cool otherwise but put down that shovel

 

[El Stormo]

chuck palahunik is cool and original

Totally. Everyone who tl;dr'ed that story is missing out.

 

[Dead Winter]

Did Chuck write that story? I was wondering who wrote that fine piece of literature. Bravo Stormy for posting it.

 

[El Stormo]

With pleasure. The invisible carrot one's his too.