Never gave myself a proper introduction/misanthropic rant thread

[Lord Foul]

As the supreme court or the various superior courts have upheld the constitutionality of income tax in every case, it is by definition legal for the government to tax us. That's what legal means.

 

[DarkNoise]

legal is in the eye of the winner of the golf game then?

 

[Lord Foul]

It's as good a system as any. Golf is hard.

 

[DarkNoise]

I understand that there's more to golf than just hitting a ball and walking after it, but it still bores me to tears. I do love baseball, but I know that some people see it as just hitting a ball and running.

 

[Craysh3]

don't forget the outfielders who stand with their thumbs up their asses for 4.5/5 hours and get paid $20million/year for it.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Bitter much?

 

[Dead Winter]

Most outfielders are power hitters.

 

[DarkNoise]

don't forget the outfielders who stand with their thumbs up their asses for 4.5/5 hours and get paid $20million/year for it.

gotta admit. it's a good post. 7.25/10

 

[Lord Foul]

I have yet to find a professional sport that I can watch either live or televised that doesn't bore me to death.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I want to go to a Giants/Dodgers game so I can drink beer and eat garlic fries and yell about how much I hate LA.

 

[DarkNoise]

Yankees fucking suck. Sure, any team could win 75% of their post-season games if there was no salary cap and they made twice as much as any other team.

The only thing I ever liked about the dodgers was Karros and Piazza (mostly cause his name makes me thing of pizza)

 

[Captain Beard]

Beer and garlic fries, you say? Hmmm... I'd tolerate baseball for that.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Yeah! My dad and I are planning to go to a game for nostalgia's sake as well, plus Pac Bell is a pretty nice park.

 

[Lord Foul]

I saw the Globetrotters "play" many years ago. That was sort of entertaining. I grew up in a college town that was all about the sports teams so sort of odd that I never got into it.

 

[DarkNoise]

I loved the Seattle Mariners up until Lou left as manager. Pinella is an amazing manager. When all the team's management and ownership got shifted, and player who shouldn't have been traded were traded, and shit player stayed, the team began to suck.

I still am a big fan of the Seahawks. We got totally fucked in our last superbowl appearance. Fuck you piSSburgh ASSstealers.

I'm not sad, however, to see the Sonics leave. They've sucked for years. I'd rather go to a Trailblazers game.

 

[Craysh3]

Isabel, can I have some of your awesome sauce?

 

[neal]

classic!

And who is the other Kevin?

i figured he meant Fat Kevin

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Isabel, can I have some of your awesome sauce?

Excuse me?

 

[Craysh3]

you know, awesome sauce. Usually comes in a mixed flavor of sweet, sour, spicy, and awesome?

 

[Captain Beard]

He wants you to pee on him. Sick Bastard.