Never gave myself a proper introduction/misanthropic rant thread

[Dead Winter]

well darknoise, you got me there, it depends on where you're situated, but on a global standpoint, I think it's pretty safe to say that long-haired males are more of a minority than short-haired males and therefore much less pretentious. Shit, we should be getting scholarships, special parking access, and global donation funds at this point.

Srsly? SRSLY?

And that doesn't sound one bit fascist at all to you?

 

[JBroll]

Bite me, I'd look good in a purple suit.

If you can spot me a big-business exec wearing purple suits regularly, I'll be impressed.

(That said, I want a leisure suit in all sorts of horrible ways and I don't know why.)

Jeff

 

[Shpongled]

Srsly?

I chuckled a bit out loud, myself.

 

[JBroll]

[snip]much less pretentious[snip]

I have to say that you hide it well.

Jeff

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't think the poor lad knows what he does.

 

[Calamitas1786]

seriously though welcome to the fire and flames craysh

Well, he is Jewish.

 

[Captain Beard]

Mmmm roasted jew legs.

 

[DarkNoise]

can he do my taxes for me then?

 

[Calamitas1786]

You don't have long hair. So no.

 

[DarkNoise]

Max, can you do my taxes?

 

[Calamitas1786]

You don't shave your asshole. So no.

 

[Dead Winter]

It's an Italian black metal band. A friend of mine just loaned me their newest album and it's really quite awesome. I figured you'd heard of them since they're from your neck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPtqVvelzJg

Wow, I had never heard of them. They're from Genova and really good. Italian black metal is usually pretty crappy but this stuff is interesting.

 

[JBroll]

can he do my taxes for me then?

No, dude, taxes are like this huge corporate-sponsored sheepfest designed by people who *want* you to think that giving your money to the government is trendy like haircuts and shit.

Jeff

 

[Craysh3]

^see edited earlier post of mine. You guys are tough fucking nuts to crack, that's all I have to say...

 

[DarkNoise]

is it true that not paying your taxes as a US citizen is something you can get away with being that the law is unconstitutional (i watched Zeitgeist but am somewhat skeptical of all skeptic videos)

 

[DarkNoise]

^see edited earlier post of mine. You guys are tough fucking nuts to crack, that's all I have to say...

if you'd rather lick my nuts....

 

[Captain Beard]

No, they'll seize all your assets and put you in Federal prison. A lot of people tried that.

 

[Craysh3]

And the name's Yoav, not craysh goddammit. Paying homage to brooks' thread, Craysh looks like a shark. And I'm not a shark.

 

[DarkNoise]

I kinda figured as much. even if the government is doing something illegal (heaving forbid), they'll be able to enforce it

 

[Craysh3]

I kinda figured as much. even if the government is doing something legal (heaving forbid), they'll be able to enforce it

fixed.