Nevermore are fags.

[Tiff]

just gotta make sure i'm not up front and center... heh

and that you don't drop the soap.

 

[Decadancer]

Nevemore to feel my vein, the arse collector sang...

 

[derek]

over here fags mean cigarettes...

my friend from NY spent here three months here giggling at people asking for "fags" in stores.

Nevemore to feel my vein, the arse collector sang...

^best one yet.

 

[Decadancer]

Hahah why thank you. 'fags' can mean both in Australia... but when Americans come over here saying they're 'rooting' for whichever sporting team, they tend to get odd looks and quizzical questions like 'does that really work?'

 

[Vic Rattlehead]

now shut up and sit still while Jeff pulls his guitar out of your ass

This guitar? Because this would be much more appropriate than a Schecter.

 

[derek]

Hahah why thank you. 'fags' can mean both in Australia... but when Americans come over here saying they're 'rooting' for whichever sporting team, they tend to get odd looks and quizzical questions like 'does that really work?'

Differences in word usage are funny. Pants, is my favourite.

 

[EricT]

I always carry a handy rope with me, no matter where I go, to always prevent the dropping, of the soap...

Nevemore to feel my vein, the arse collector sang...

Hahahahah
On the subject of lyrics -

Scrape the cum off of my lips and watch our eyes enlight

 

[Tiff]

I always carry a handy rope with me, no matter where I go, to always prevent the dropping, of the soap...

I think soap on a rope is the prison equivalent of anal beads.

 

[derek]

I think soap on a rope is the prison equivalent of anal beads.

 

[Enemy242]

over here fags mean cigarettes...

my friend from NY spent here three months here giggling at people asking for "fags" in stores.



^best one yet.

when i first heard fag meant cigarette in other places a lot of things people said to me before made more sense.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Differences in word usage are funny. Pants, is my favourite.

Wait, sorry if I'm being ignorant, what else do pants mean?

 

[derek]

You call trousers pants, we call underwear pants and trousers are trousers.

So when i'm told my pants need pulled up i go WTF??? think my dick be on display, but then realise that american person be meaning my trousers.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I really, reeeaally hate the word trousers.

 

[derek]

I normally wear jeans, so i'd call them jeans. I dont like the word trousers either

Point is...pants means underwear to us.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh, well... not much I can do about that.




Pants.

 

[derek]

...panties?

 

[Tee]

God dammit.... i've been trapped!

Though i'm sure the female portions of the audience would enjoy the completely pantsless.... just gotta make sure i'm not up front and center... heh

or during the Inside Four Walls performance

 

[Kvlt Wench]

...panties?

Pantaloons.

 

[derek]

Pantaloons.

crotchless knickers.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

crotchless knickers.

THE REASON THAT AMERICANS NEVER SAY "KNICKERS" IS BECAUSE IN AMERICA THE SUFFIX "ER" MEANS "NOUN THAT PERFORMS A VERB" AND "S" FOLLOWING "ER" ALWAYS MEANS PLURALIZATION OF A NOUN SO THE WORD "KNICKERS" LOOKS LIKE "OBJECT THAT KNICKS PLURALIZED" (LIKE WHEN AN AMRICAN SAYS "I KNICKED MY FINGER WITH THE BOX OPENER" WHILE TRYING TO OPEN A PACKAGE THAT CAME IN THE MAIL)