Nevermore are fags.

Final_Product said:
couches do rock, however.


Couches do indeed rock. Chuck Norris once took a couch on a world tour, just sitting there on stage the whole time doing nothing. The crowd went insane and riots broke out in Malaysia. Now the Malaysian authorities are saying that Chuck Norris is banned from their country, because he is distracting the youth from their religion. Chuck Norris responded by saying that he plans on eating Malaysia.
 
Regional Note: Chesterfield, a term for a sofa, especially a large one with upholstered arms, was probably brought down from Canada, where it is common. In the United States, it was largely limited to the trade region of San Francisco in northern California. According to Craig M. Carver in American Regional Dialects, the word probably comes from the name of a 19th-century earl of Chesterfield and originally referred “specifically to a couch with upright armrests at either end.” It appears to have come into use in Canada around 1903 and in northern California at about the same time.


Except I've never heard anyone say it in San Francisco.
 
Lordlucid said:
Has anyone ever heard someone say warsh instead of wash?
wondering?
My Grandfather used to say that. He'd say "Time to go warsh your pullers, boy" when it was time to wash my hands for dinner. Texas is a strange place, but to put that into perspective, I was raised in Missouri.
 
Lord Foul said:
My Grandfather used to say that. He'd say "Time to go warsh your pullers, boy" when it was time to wash my hands for dinner. Texas is a strange place, but to put that into perspective, I was raised in Missouri.
wtf, Pullers?