Haha, this reminds me of a thing that has happened to me when I was recovering from a surgery in hospital, there was this new patient, this old woman who couldn't take a shit for 14 days and the doctor came in the hospital room at like 10PM and he was like this looks really weird that's some long time and he examined her stomach and she had like 5 various surgery scars on it and he kept asking about the surgeries and was like confused what the fuck is going on and then he said that they'd have to open her next morning so he cleares it out or take a better look on it or something.
But. At like 3AM a giant horrible sounds awaken from where her band was and some horrible amount of all that shit she kept in her for two weeks came out of her with a wall of decibels that I could describe like a cannon shot of big proportions, the speed of these horrible shots of death were astounding. Shit was all over the walls, door, her bed was full of shit and we were all like jesus fucking christ. My heart missed one beat tbh. It was like a grenade covered in shit blew off next to me.