New Year's Resolutions

nah, but you said "I'm not that great".

So you're either lousy company or when you get drunk and take yourself home you're no good in bed.
 
Why would you say you have an addiction to it? I can easily do without it but I'll be damned if it isn't a useful tool to help...well...my tool. It helps me get the job done quicker and easier.

Major deja vu moment here. Have we discussed porn addiction before?
 
So far I am making a resolution to learn the entirety of the Gigue from Bach's Partita No. 2 in Dm on my mandolin, and to read 2 Thomas Pynchon novels.
 
I'm through with pornography/the acting is lame/the action is tame/explicitly dull/or rather, a lull
 
Do you love it? or need it but feel bad afterwards?

I love it. I never feel bad about it and it doesn't affect my life in any way...other than really liking porn. My wife doesn't even believe me when I tell her I look at porn a lot. That's how inconspicuous it is. I just feel like I maybe shouldn't do it so much...I could be doing label work or something more productive.
 
hmm lets see...

1. Get the band signed.. somewhere!
2. Release "Nostalgia"
3. Perform at least a couple shows in each of the following areas: Canada, southeast US, West Coast, Europe
4. Buy an apartment (already in progress)
5. Visit Turkey for my vacation
6. Get under 195 lbs
 
1. Get fat again.
2. Drink heavily, daily.
3. Quick-E-D-Vorce
4. Stop reading books.
5. Eat fried everything.
 
Notice how I never replied to this thread. Looks like Jerry took it very seriously when starting it...how'd it go chap?

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