Newbie of the Year - Stage 2: FIGHT!

Who is the newbie of the year so far?


  • Total voters
    23
  • Poll closed .

hyena

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The poll lists contenders and, in brackets, their sponsor.

Let the competition begin!

I'm sponsoring the emo newbie because nobody would have him otherwise and this is, well, really an emo thing to do. :p
 
i will be a sport and vote for someone else's newbie - in particular, jolty, as a birthday present to her sponsor :p
 
My Campaign, Your Campaign.

I love this forum. It is my home. I feel comfortable here. It is large enough to offer a broad variety of choices and opportunities, as one would expect from a fine comprehensive discussion board. Yet, it is small enough that members don’t get lost in the multitude. Here, we care about our members one at a time.

I feel comfortable on this forum the way I feel comfortable within my family. Granted, we are not a perfect family. (I have never seen a perfect family, except on television, and not since the 50s.) We are a caring family. We care for one another, and we care for our board.

Once in a while somebody takes this family metaphor a bit too literally. Last week I had a group of members at my home for dinner, enjoying good food and a relaxed conversation, while listening to Dark Tranquillity (Their names will not be disclosed, only to avoid getting them into my political struggle). As the evening was coming to an end, I gave them my home phone number and told them to feel free to call me if they ever needed me, even late at night. (No big deal for me; I’m a night person.) “If it is important enough for you to wake me up in the middle of the night,” I told them, “it is important enough for me to wake up and listen to what you have to say.”

Don’t get the impression, though, that this is a lazy forum. Laidback, yes, but bursting with energy, because these are exciting, transformational times at the official DT board.

As a visionary, I have foreseen that the mission of the board should rest on four pillars: Dark Tranquillity, member fraternity, witty posting, and engaged membership. Put those four pillars together and you get the identity of the Ultimate Metal Official DT Board: who we are, who we aspire to be and who we shall be with joyful posting, alert intelligence, hard work and… imagination.

And with your help.

I did not post this here this day to ask you for power, or to ask for you to blindly believe in me, this campaign is not about power, or about winning. It is about people. That is the only way it could be, because the forum is about people, people engaged in the never-ending pursuit of knowing, enjoying, and understanding the ultimate ecstasy that percolates from the blissful sounds that come to existence thanks to DT.

I posted this here to help us imagine the forum of the future and to help us turn those images into a beautiful, exciting reality.
You have heard several people throughout this event say that they are UM-official-DT-board. And I tell you now that I am UM-official-DT-board. So… who is UM-official-DT-board? Those who post (always first), the Band, the admins, the mods, the newbs, our donors and supporters, the leaders of this campaign, our friends in the community… all of you, all of us: the forum family. We are UM-official-DT-board!

Thank you.
 
My campaign:

Although I agree on the stuff that guy above me said about the forum I'm not going to suck up to you and kiss your ass like lma123u did. I am just telling you
Vote for me!

and thank you Clad in Shadows. You are a real DT-fan :) .

edit: my vote went to that bootlicker bitch. He'll need it.
 
Uhm, contenders are not supposed to vote. But thanks anyway! Matse, you're a cool guy. Probably not really newb of the year material, but let's let the poll decide that.
 
Sorry for voting. I read the first post before it was edited and then I haven't looked at it since then.
 
right, it's probably easier to remove the rule than to edit the results, so i will take the edit out of my first post and contenders are now allowed to vote.

edit: dave, please... no clones :rolleyes:
 
I'm divided between the two who offered sex. :p

edit: I'm no longer divided, i'll vote for Matse cause he invited me to Germany to cash in and he said +1. :p
 
Don't worry afz, from what i understand there will be another round later on, so you'll have the chance to turn the tables. Besides, you're winning so far. :p
 
Indeed, though my current score is one thing I can't preserve in alcohol.

I think there are some strong rivals; In the end, I believe that everyone else will avoid being fooled by other candidates' lies, and instead they will allow me to fool them with my own. Oh crap! Did I type that out readable?
 
Oh Kihmón no! I'd have to memorize a million rules, regulations, aphorisms, apothegms, commandments, criteria, decora, decrees, dicta, directions, precepts, statutes... and what have you. I'm not up for that sort of thing.

I would also have to be at least decent with synonyms.
 
i will be a sport and vote for someone else's newbie - in particular, jolty, as a birthday present to her sponsor :p

Oh no, that means nothing else than that emo kid must vote himself to avoid being not voted at all :saint:

Althought, zero points would be some kind of achievement too I believe. So, I'm selling a vote in trade to...hmmm, anything.