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[Shpongled]

Its okay, I'm not either.

Start a thread about it.

 

[flying_whale]

x 150 bajillion. Seriously Will... it's cool you're getting laid. Good for ya. So are 90% of the rest of the people on the forum too.
Thanks.

word

I think heavy metal discussion boards have a high not getting laid percentage generally, as far as online communities go.

QFT

Honestly, it's Will...who the fuck else is he going to tell?

+1

P.S.
I might be getting laid soon, more like a few hours

 

[Anvil]

I avoided posting in this thread for reasons based on, "Who Fucking Cares." The only entity that cares, is Will's penis, and I'm pretty sure no one can hear it's voice, for obvious reasons.

But Kevin brought up a good point.

 

[Chromatose]

Neverheadz thoughts on Will Bozarth's penis (of doom) ???????

 

[MajestikMoose]

It sucked.

 

[Calamitas1786]

It blew.

 

[Chromatose]

It sucks and blows OTHER PENISES?!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

jesus, everyone here's totally fine with 5 page-long threads people start about when they take a shit or get really drunk, why should THIS bother anyone?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It's better then a Nevermore topic.

 

[JenniferGentle]

jesus, everyone here's totally fine with 5 page-long threads people start about when they take a shit or get really drunk, why should THIS bother anyone?

It actually didn't really bother me at all. People post random things all the time, it's all kinds of amusement. I hope your vagina is feeling happier hahaha.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

ha ha this thread went down a dark path.....and not Laura's vagina.






Sorry, I just HAD to.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

"Because of your penis of doom, my vagina hurts very badly."

CONTINUE to discuss.

here's what this really means:

1. will made it to pittsburgh ok

2. for one-year anniversary seks

3. with laura

see, it's important.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ha ha this thread went down a dark path.....and not Laura's vagina.






Sorry, I just HAD to.

psh, you wish you could go down the dark path of my vagina.








again.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

for five minutes. five minute dan!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahaha. well, you would know. you were sitting in the corner filming it, of course

 

[Will @ work]

I still file it under the "He's getting laid and I'm not" category.

 

[Anvil]

What are you talking about. Kevin gets laid periodically by paul or myself.

 

[Will @ work]

I meant by someone that actually matters

 

[Dead_Lioness]

For the record, this thread completely didn't bother me.


oh, and the fact that it didn't bother me, didn't bother me either.

here's what this really means:

1. will made it to pittsburgh ok


see, it's important.

Did he? ahhhh, good good. I was worried about traffic and all.

 

[Anvil]

I meant by someone that actually matters

Exactly. Paul and I. Stop being a dick and have some Christmas Spirit.

"There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen. But, do you recall the most famous reindeer of all...

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Rudolph
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history!"