NO Tomatoes Please

[Keyser Soze]

in my quest to keep this place lively... here's today's Sack Trick lyric (http://www.sacktrick.com)

NO TOMATOES FOR ME THANKS


I’d like a sandwich please
Plenty of cottage cheese
A couple of lettuce leaves
To take away
Often on rainy days
I’m tempted to mayonnaise
But now I don’t feel that way
I’ll take it plain
Go easy on margarine
Seen lately how fat I’ve been?
My diet’s from magazine
I read yesterday
BUT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I don’t want tomatoes to go on my sandwiches.
NO

lyrics and Music by Chris Dale (Skunkworks)

 

[Keyser Soze]

I need to lay off the late night sugar... ok... on to some Sabbath practice on the geeetar!

 

[MiniMurray]

sacrilege!
tomatoes are my favorite fruit-extra on everything!

 

[Sabbathking]

ok... on to some Sabbath practice on the geeetar!

 

[Snausages]

You gonna post a sound clip of that one? I have a similar song that needs music (one day I'll do it)

 

[Keyser Soze]

No Tomatoes Please - Sack Trick

 

[Keyser Soze]

Here's another one....
I PLAY BASS (Chris Dale)
I can’t get a job cause I can’t get out of bed.
I can’t go to college cause I’ve nothing in my head.
I can’t play drums and I can’t really sing
I’ve tried to play guitar but it’s got far too many strings
I’ll play bass


It’s got four strings; I only use two.
I’ve never worked out what the others do.
I play bass
I’m happy here just strumming along
But I’m still not sure how to play this song
I play bass


Here we are in another verse
The first was bad this can’t be worse
I play bass
Still don’t know quite why I’m here
Never mind, I’ll get another beer
I play bass


NOW WE COME TO THAT PART OF THE SONG
THAT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO ON FOR SO LONG
WE DON’T MIND IF YOU WANT TO NOD OFF
COS THE BASS PLAYER’S ABOUT TO SHOW OFF.* GO*


So if you can’t...
And if you can’t...
GO PLAY BASS
Even the drummer’s doin’ it

 

[Snausages]

No Tomatoes Please - Sack Trick

HAAAA HAAA HAAAAA
Damn near fell outa my chair hearing that one!!!


But doesn't :Spam: make a great sandwich too?

 

[Keyser Soze]

These guys are what became of Bruce's band Skunkworks
They have a KISS tribute album in the works called "Sheep In KISS Make-Up"
Bruce Dickinson sings a track (even though he HATES KISS... like me )

 

[Keyser Soze]

KISS still Sucks... hey, maybe he bribed his way in... like Red Shirt

 

[Doodoobubbachuck]

hey, maybe he bribed his way in... like Red Shirt

Or maybe the security was a female and he bribed with the tongue! Or maybe a gay security guard?

 

[Red Shirt]

KISS still Sucks... hey, maybe he bribed his way in... like Red Shirt