NoLordy found out he's a Viking!

[Captain Beard]

I looked up my last name (Swayne) and it's Scandanavian...
Means I'm a Viking (I was told I looked Nordic anyway...), I'm 6'7", 245 lbs., and I am rather grumpy (I would make a kickass Berzerker), so it all works out. I LOVE Vikings, and realizing I am one FUCKING ROCKS!!!

 

[ledmag]

Vikeings are cool. BUt I thought you were a devil?
Dude, you are fucking large! hahahahahaha! YOu big skinny fucking vickeing. hahaha! JKD

I continue to be ,,,,,........ledmag

 

[metalized]

Vikings were farmers. The Devil is a farmer as well! NoLordy is a farmer. Everyone is a farmer.
And every farmer is large size.

 

[ledmag]

HAHA! Im 6ft 2in and 165lbs. I am a farmer/carpenter/painter/etc. Hmmm.

 

[metalized]

haha! I bet you are!!

 

[ledmag]

I am dude. Have been since the tenth grade, (On my size, im now 28 yrs), I also have a size 14 foot(USA sizes, thats BIG FEET). Im skinny as hell hahaha. I dont think im too tall, I just need more pounds haha. Yeah dude, I live on a huge farm, horses and cattle. We used to grow tobbacco too.

 

[LSDphilosophy]

what about marijuana, grow any of that lately... if so I am coming to Kentucky hahahahaha... you should grow marijuana on your farm... for you city people grow it in your closet

 

[Captain Beard]

Marry Juana?
Why would I want to marry Juana?

 

[metalized]

@NoLordy: you know Juanna too? What a chick!!!

@ledmag: You lucky piece of metal. I am 25 living in a shit city, will continue to live in shit city untill i very old to be able to become a fucking farmer, carpenter, painter etc.
But you know what? My folks own a very nice seaside house, not very far from here, where i can pretent to be a farmer over the weekends i go there.

 

[ledmag]

Metal dude>>>>Hey! Tehre ya go, that will be much easier and no stress!

LSD MAN>>>> Hell yeah dude, my younger brother grows the SHIT out of it . Its good stuff TOO! COme on down man, youll like it.

 

[LSDphilosophy]

I wanna start growing soon, need to save up some cash to get the right supplies (high pressure sodium lights and what not) I want my plant to be perfect hahahaha. When are we gonna get this shit legalized anyway, goddamn land of the free, but can't smoke bowls. I will stop before I go into a rant... stay metal

 

[White Rabbit]

What? Marijuana's illegal?
Hmmm....

 

[magister templi]

guys I am sick of testing it...

I love the magazine HIGH TIMES. I wish nevermore WOULD BE FEATURED IN IT..cause corrsion of conformity sux for me, and they were hammered aboutr...

 

[ThePKH]

Hmm... You guys just wish you lived in Scandinavia..

 

[ledmag]

My brother gets those magazines. He hangs out the web site and the chatt too. He finds out some very good info there too.

 

[Chromatose]

I've reported this thread to auTHORities

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Creepy Fucking Jesus!

 

[Captain Beard]

Jeeping Fucking Cresus!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I eat your face!

 

[Captain Beard]

That was my left testicle, you aimed too low.