now eating thread (and why)

[Captain Beard]

NUFFINK and BECAUSE I AM NOT HUNGRY.

 

[Karmic]

Sure, just let me know when you're in Holland.

sweet

And Galiral, you could always just try and make the illusion of them...

like oranges or something, I could see you as the orange type

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

NUFFINK and BECAUSE I AM

DEBATING GETTING SLOSHED.

 

[RedKef]

Buttered scones. Why? 'Cos they're fucking tasty, duh. And, a pint o' coo's milk (stomach's got a wee ache from whisky).

that's the first time I've ever read a scottish accent.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm eating my own foot... tastes like feet

why? because your mom told me to, that's why.

Wow, I apologize for that lame attempt at humor, I will now eat my other foot as a punishment

... whenever i see a post by you, i always think your name is "cumwolfe" and feel really dirty.

 

[cmwolfe]

... whenever i see a post by you, i always think your name is "cumwolfe" and feel really dirty.

Wow, didn't think anyone would get the obvious connections between human bodily fluids and feral canines, but you seem to have hit the nail on the head, bravo! And I told my pet cumwolf that they wouldn't get the joke...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Wow, didn't think anyone would get the obvious connections between human bodily fluids and feral canines, but you seem to have hit the nail on the head, bravo!

well, i'm just the girl for that kind of thing!

 

[lad]

Will be Mince'n'Tatties soon enough, once my student mates stop playing the Wii and start cooking.

 

[derek]

Monster Mash, and it fucking owned. I'm hungry and going out soon, is why.

 

[Lunar Still]

A foot-long club sandwich from Subway. They stuffed waaaay too much of everything onto it, but rather than save the rest for later like a civilized person, I tore into the thing like a starved skua, right in the middle of the commons area on campus. It was violent as hell, I'm sure some of the students here with weaker constitutions are going to have flashbacks about it for the rest of their lives.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Just ate some Wendy's because I'm a fat slob!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

nothing, because i only have half a patty-melt sandwich in the fridge from dinner yesterday and, though i am starving now, i'd like to have dinner tonight.
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[perniciosa]

nothing, because i only have half a patty-melt sandwich in the fridge from dinner yesterday and, though i am starving now, i'd like to have dinner tonight.
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Me too, but the only thing I have in my fridge is cat food... so no more food for me today. I desperately need to go shopping for food tomorrow...

 

[lad]

Turned out to be Mince and Potato Wedges. Why? As that's what was in the freezer.

 

[EricT]

Some Jelly Beans, and I'm gonna make some hamburglers in a minute. Cause Jelly beans fuckin rule, but yet they don't fill me

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

damn them
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[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

makin steak

 

[Karmic]

fingernails

 

[Liverslapper]

makin steak

is that a gay joke?