I live downtown across from a convention centre where the circus is coming to town this weekend. I pull out of the garage and SIX FEET to my left is an elephant with its trainer(standing on its pedestal). While I'm thinking to myself "you don't see that everyday", a mounted police officer turns the corner. His horse freaks and I had to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting him/her. Officer Baffled got his horse calmed downed and tried again to pass on the other side of the road but the horse was like "FUCK YOU!". 
