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[Wyvern]

An easy one:

From one of my favorite artists.

 

[USMC0341]

i know about boris-the mans a fucking genius-i've loved his art since i started playing d+d back in the early 80's.
you dont get better than boris if you want swords,dragons and scantily clad women my friend!

I am a huge fan of artwork, especially fantasy type stuff - and Boris absolutely fucking rules...he is a master of the highest degree...also a big fan of Derrek Riggs (does all the Iron Maiden covers - totally different style bu he's great nonetheless)...

I think Boris has a collection book out that has like over 100 of his favorite works...I'd like to find that bad boy...

 

[JonnyD]

I'm glad people are getting a laugh out of my story...I'll tell my grandchildren that one someday...

JB

I'v got a really stupid one I debating whether I should post it or not hahahah a

 

[JonnyD]

ok so one time when I was about 17 I think I was fucking Baked out of my head I mean really fucking stoned and I was in this freight elevator at work ya know the kind when you get in you pull the doors down well anyways I was riding up in this thing and my stoned brain gets this brilliant Idea about spitting over the side of the elevator......as its moving ...... so I did and the next thing I know I'm fucking trapped my head was kinda almost lodged between the elavator door and this box thing at the top of the shaft (its hard to explain) Lucky for me the way the elavator works is when it reaches the top it goes up a lil bit and then settles down into position if it hadnt of settled back down I wouldnt be typing this now I got 3 or 4 stiches on my chin and 6 staples on the top of my head and One Hell of a fucking scar! ....... Now this whole experience would have been a waste of time if I hadnt learned anything from it but I did ....... I learned to think before I act! very very very important lesson for a 17 year old to learn and a very hard way to do it!

 

[Hawk]

Wow!! Thats some story JonnyD. I guess most us of must learn the hard way. That is, those of us that survive

 

[USMC0341]

Dude - I think you're luckier than I was in that fall...as I was reading that story I'm like "No dude - don't do it!!!!"...

But I'll bet the chicks dig the scar, huh?

 

[Wicked Child]

Gather 'round, kids,gather 'round. Uncle Wicked is gonna tel you another story.

I went to see Anthrax last summer, when they came here to San Diego, it was a great show, very high-energy. Well, anyhoo, there was a vicious pit there, i mean insane! Well, i was in it, get pushed, shoved, having a good old time. Well also in the pit at the same time was this midget. He was literally a midget. And he was strong looking midget!!! He was fucking ripped! He was wearing ripped blue jeans, a white tank top, combat boots, i think they were steel toed, he had a shaved head, he looked like a tough fucking midget. Well, we were in the pit at the same time. Sudeenly, we were gonna run right into each other....well, right when he did, he happened to have his foot up and that foot happened to run right into my nuts. They hit so hard, i swear i was choking on them. I had to leave the pit clenching my balls and watch the rest of the show sidelined.

 

[delize]

Well JD I'm sure glad you didn't crush you skull. You are one lucky man. I hate elevators anyway, so I thought you were going to say you got stuck in one
I have mayor panic attacks when I have to ride in a slow elevator. I kinda dig the fast ones

 

[USMC0341]

Gather 'round, kids,gather 'round. Uncle Wicked is gonna tel you another story.

I went to see Anthrax last summer, when they came here to San Diego, it was a great show, very high-energy. Well, anyhoo, there was a vicious pit there, i mean insane! Well, i was in it, get pushed, shoved, having a good old time. Well also in the pit at the same time was this midget. He was literally a midget. And he was strong looking midget!!! He was fucking ripped! He was wearing ripped blue jeans, a white tank top, combat boots, i think they were steel toed, he had a shaved head, he looked like a tough fucking midget. Well, we were in the pit at the same time. Sudeenly, we were gonna run right into each other....well, right when he did, he happened to have his foot up and that foot happened to run right into my nuts. They hit so hard, i swear i was choking on them. I had to leave the pit clenching my balls and watch the rest of the show sidelined.

Dude - that's horrible - getting slammed in the nuts is bad enough, but slammed in the nuts during a METAL SHOW is even worse...

 

[Wyvern]

Gather 'round, kids,gather 'round. Uncle Wicked is gonna tel you another story.

I went to see Anthrax last summer, when they came here to San Diego, it was a great show, very high-energy. Well, anyhoo, there was a vicious pit there, i mean insane! Well, i was in it, get pushed, shoved, having a good old time. Well also in the pit at the same time was this midget. He was literally a midget. And he was strong looking midget!!! He was fucking ripped! He was wearing ripped blue jeans, a white tank top, combat boots, i think they were steel toed, he had a shaved head, he looked like a tough fucking midget. Well, we were in the pit at the same time. Sudeenly, we were gonna run right into each other....well, right when he did, he happened to have his foot up and that foot happened to run right into my nuts. They hit so hard, i swear i was choking on them. I had to leave the pit clenching my balls and watch the rest of the show sidelined.

Damn Killer Dwarfs. I was hit in the balls during a karate match when I was in highschool. I sung higher notes than Tarja that day, now I know what a castrati realy was .

Sorru about WC, like USMC said being kicked in the balls is ugly, but in the middle of a concert is fucking horrible.

P.S. Did you found the midget later to turn him into fish bait?

 

[Bryant]

ok so one time when I was about 17 I think I was fucking Baked out of my head I mean really fucking stoned and I was in this freight elevator at work ya know the kind when you get in you pull the doors down well anyways I was riding up in this thing and my stoned brain gets this brilliant Idea about spitting over the side of the elevator......as its moving ...... so I did and the next thing I know I'm fucking trapped my head was kinda almost lodged between the elavator door and this box thing at the top of the shaft (its hard to explain) Lucky for me the way the elavator works is when it reaches the top it goes up a lil bit and then settles down into position if it hadnt of settled back down I wouldnt be typing this now I got 3 or 4 stiches on my chin and 6 staples on the top of my head and One Hell of a fucking scar! ....... Now this whole experience would have been a waste of time if I hadnt learned anything from it but I did ....... I learned to think before I act! very very very important lesson for a 17 year old to learn and a very hard way to do it!

Damned dude !!! Be careful. I'm an industrial mechanic and electrician so I have to be careful around machines. I have probably been "hit" (shocked) by electricity 200 times or so, but it's usually doing the "normal" things you are comfortable with where you get hurt. I have had my hair caught in rollers a few times. Getting scalped would not be very cool.


Bryant

 

[Wicked Child]

Damn Killer Dwarfs. I was hit in the balls during a karate match when I was in highschool. I sung higher notes than Tarja that day, now I know what a castrati realy was .

Sorru about WC, like USMC said being kicked in the balls is ugly, but in the middle of a concert is fucking horrible.

P.S. Did you found the midget later to turn him into fish bait?

Oh, it was not fun......I mean, yeh, getting kicked in the nuts in the first place is bad enough, at a metal show is worse, but at a metal show BY A MIDGET!? Far worse.

But he was escorted by security later in the show, because he was stage diving a bunch of time, and he got a guard in the face with his boot one time,was told to quit doing it or else, did it again, got tossed out So i didn't get the chance to skin him alive .

 

[Hawk]

Oh, it was not fun......I mean, yeh, getting kicked in the nuts in the first place is bad enough, at a metal show is worse, but at a metal show BY A MIDGET!? Far worse.

[snip]

he was stage diving a bunch of time, and he got a guard in the face with his boot one time,was told to quit doing it or else, did it again, got tossed out

I thought I heard midget tossing was illegal in the US

 

[JonnyD]

Dude - I think you're luckier than I was in that fall...as I was reading that story I'm like "No dude - don't do it!!!!"...

But I'll bet the chicks dig the scar, huh?

hahahahha dude we were both Lucky! ...... hahahahhaha I'm glad it got that reaction out of ya tho hahahahahhaa I get alot of Oh My Gods for the scar Chicks are intimadated by it and me hahahahahha

 

[JonnyD]

Well JD I'm sure glad you didn't crush you skull. You are one lucky man. I hate elevators anyway, so I thought you were going to say you got stuck in one
I have mayor panic attacks when I have to ride in a slow elevator. I kinda dig the fast ones

Thanks Dee! I'm glad I didnt Crush my Skull either! ...... I dont mind elevators as long as they arent tempting me to my Death!

 

[JonnyD]

Damned dude !!! Be careful. I'm an industrial mechanic and electrician so I have to be careful around machines. I have probably been "hit" (shocked) by electricity 200 times or so, but it's usually doing the "normal" things you are comfortable with where you get hurt. I have had my hair caught in rollers a few times. Getting scalped would not be very cool.


Bryant

Damn man got your hair caught in the rollars That sucks!!! ....... but no worries ol buddy I am Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more Careful nowadays ...... Tho I have electricuted myself a few times hahahahaha boy that is not pleasent!

 

[Hawk]

@ JonnyD

 

[JonnyD]

Wow!! Thats some story JonnyD. I guess most us of must learn the hard way. That is, those of us that survive

hahahahahah we are the lucky ones to survive! but I would rather Survive and be wiser for it than to never have taken the chance and learned nothing! did that make sense?

 

[Hawk]

hahahahahah we are the lucky ones to survive! but I would rather Survive and be wiser for it than to never have taken the chance and learned nothing! did that make sense?

Sure, the rest of us calls that "Natural Selection"

Just kidding buddy

 

[JonnyD]

Tho I'm pretty sure I survived because I havnt fulfilled my Destiny which is probably why I never drank myself to death which I'm sure I was close to. hahahahaha