Official Off Topic Thread

[Matt]

I imagine he gets to his PMs when he gets a chance, I'm sure he gets a metric crapload of them daily. I'll ask him about the now playing thing for ya'll & let you know what he says.

Cool. and also, could you ask him if he's gotten an email about opening a forum? Thanks.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Do an image search on google then paste this into the address bar.....

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

 

[DoomsdayZach]

um... ? nothing?

 

[Horus]

Do an image search on google then paste this into the address bar.....

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

I'm still a n00b with the whole javascript thing, so care to explain what that would do in Linux?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

FUCK!! Why on earth does it do that?!?! Remove the space in the word "interval" and it will work.

It makes all the images in image search fly around the screen.

 

[Tubbs]

^ DAMMIT! You should have posted this much earlier, as I saw it on 4chan weeks ago.

It seems like I always find out stuff before everyone else.

Here's a variation that makes the images go much faster:

javascript:{var R=0,x1=.1, y1=10000, x2=.25, y2=.24, x3=1.6, y3=.24, x4=300, y4=200, x5=300, y5=200, I=document.getElementsByTagName("img"), L=I.length; setInterval(function (){for(var i=0; i-L; i++){var S=I[ i ].style; S.position='absolute'; S.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; S.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++},5); void(0)}

As said above, you need to remove some of the spaces because Ultimate Metal has a stupid spacer when there is too many letters in a sequence. It's quite annoying and I hope it gets fixed sometime because it really ruins some things.

EDIT: It doesn't seem to work on Ultimate Metal btw. Try google images or something.

 

[meisteh]

hi jax please get tubbs his own sub-forum so he can post in it all the things he finds out before everyone else. i think it'd help the community a great deal and.. what? nah i'm serious. naaah, i'm only laughing because i was thinking about something funny tubbs didn't say last week. for reals k? alrighty. yeah, yep. yeah i know. thanks again. yep k, cya. bye.

 

[Tubbs]

^ It's true!!!11oneoneone I always find out stuff before everyone else!

 

[meisteh]

hey jax, better make that two. yeah, you too. thanks, cya

 

[proulxski]

two words ...lol

 

[Horus]

5 words: rofl

 

[turke]

All the education, spent time and money.... for just a bunch of flying pictures around the screen

 

[Anonymous]

I saw that on YTMND about a month ago, I win.

 

[Tubbs]

Hmm. Something seems... different.

WHEN DID WE GET REPUTATION?!?!?

Wow, I wish we would have got it much earlier so I'd have a big fat bar. (red ones are cool too if they have those!)

 

[meisteh]

this distinguished road must be pretty crowded

although i guess it says 'a' not 'the' so yeah shutup i saw it

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Hmm, so what's the deal with reputation??

 

[Matt]

Hmm. Something seems... different.

WHEN DID WE GET REPUTATION?!?!?

Wow, I wish we would have got it much earlier so I'd have a big fat bar. (red ones are cool too if they have those!)

We should all just randomly give good reps here so we could all have big fat bars.

 

[Horus]

We should all just randomly give good reps here so we could all have big fat bars.

I want a good reputation, because I'm still a virgin and having a good reputation might help that problem a bit.

 

[Matt]

I'll give you good rep if you give me some

This function is stupid though, people have already given bad rep for no reason. (it was a regular troll though)

 

[Matt]

OKAY MY POST COUNT JUST DROPPED LIKE 700 POINTS