Official Off Topic Thread

[PoisonSeed]

I noticed yea.

 

[Meedleyx10]

The other front tyre also does not seem very stable. Then if it breaks down, he may pay a visit to the bank withdraw money and buy a new tyre. But if the bank is closed at that time, he may substitute it with Tyra Banks.

 

[Anonymous]

and y'all didn't notice how fat that fucker is himself?

Fat men aren't nearly as funny as fat women.

 

[Matt]

Tyre. Tyre. tyretyreyretyretyretyretyre

 

[1by4by9]

and y'all didn't notice how fat that fucker is himself?

I noticed. Or actually I didn't concentrate on their waist sizes. The missing tyre or my slowness to figure out the missing tyre in the picture amused me.

 

[SilentRealm]

Fat men aren't nearly as funny as fat women.

why not? they got no excuse for it..

 

[Fossil Records]

and y'all didn't notice how fat that fucker is himself?

He's not fat, he's big boned...

 

[SilentRealm]

yeah..so's she lol

 

[1by4by9]

~Musical Terms Misunderstood by Country-Western Musicians~

Diminished Fifth -- An empty bottle of Jack Daniels
Perfect Fifth -- A full bottle of Jack Daniels
Ritard -- There's one in every family
Relative Major -- An uncle in the Marine Corps
Relative Minor -- A girlfriend
Big Band -- When the bar pays enough to bring two banjo players
Pianissimo -- "Refill this beer bottle"
Repeat -- What you do until they just expel you
Treble -- Women ain't nothin' but
Bass -- The things you run around in softball
Portamento -- A foreign country you've always wanted to see
Conductor -- The man who punches your ticket to Birmingham
Arpeggio -- "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?"
Tempo -- Good choice for a used car
A 440 -- The highway that runs around Nashville
Transpositions -- Men who wear dresses
Cut Time-- Parole
Order of Sharps -- What a wimp gets at the bar
Passing Tone-- Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbeques
High C-- The only fruit drink you can afford when food stamps are low
Perfect Pitch -- The smooth coating on a freshly paved road
Tuba -- A compound word: "Hey, woman! Fetch me another tuba Bryll Cream!"
Cadenza -- That ugly thing your wife always vacuums dog hair off of when company comes
Whole Note -- What's due after failing to pay the mortgage for a year
Clef -- What you try never to fall off of
Bass Clef -- Where you wind up if you do fall off
Altos -- Not to be confused with "Tom's toes," "Bubba's toes" or "Dori-toes"
Minor Third-- Your approximate age and grade at the completion of formal schooling
Melodic Minor -- Loretta Lynn's singing dad
12-Tone Scale --The thing the State Police weigh your tractor trailer truck with
Quarter Tone -- What most standard pickups can haul
Sonata -- What you get from a bad cold or hay fever
Clarinet -- Name used on your second daughter if you've already used Betty Jo
Cello -- The proper way to answer the phone
Bassoon -- Typical response when asked what you hope to catch, and when
French Horn -- Your wife says you smell like a cheap one when you come in at 4 a.m.
Cymbal -- What they use on deer-crossing signs so you know what to sight-in your pistol with
Bossa Nova -- The car your foreman drives
Time Signature -- What you need from your boss if you forget to clock in
First Inversion --Grandpa's battle group at Normandy
Staccato -- How you did all the ceilings in your mobile home
Major Scale -- What you say after chasing wild game up a mountain: "Darn! That was a major scale!"
Aeolian Mode-- How you like Mama's cherry pie
Bach Chorale -- The place behind the barn where you keep the horses

Some of them are pretty funny.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

RANDOM PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Iced Dog]

that pic is classic

 

[progmetaldan]

Did Jax delete that thread about the SymX tracklisting? I guess that answers the question which was the title of that thread...

 

[1by4by9]

^ I noticed it too.

I think today is a good day to get wasted.

 

[SilentRealm]

every day is a good day to get wasted..

 

[fullnelson]

This is the rule, "You're welcome to ask if info seen elsewhere is legit or has been confirmed, but posts consisting solely of such information meant as an announcement will be removed." I guess the first part is now void.

 

[Horus]

I just decided a long time ago to completely disregard any information ever posted on Blabbermouth that has to do with studio updates and tours. And if it's confirmed, then it's confirmed. I mean Rullo's kid is one thing entirely, but other than shit like that, I won't believe it just based on the fact that it's Blabbermouth.

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I'm watching Dogma right now (best Kevin Smith movie ever), and I realized that one of the hockey kids reminds me of Noah Martin. I just had to get that off my chest.

 

[SilentRealm]

i didnt think it was legit coz the names didnt look right, but its a bit strange how instead of just coming out and saying ''no its bullshit'', it was 'mysteriously' deleted.. which only would add fuel to the fire..

 

[J-Dubya 777]

See my response in the locked thread , "question"

 

[Horus]

I still think that they're taking so long because they have Aliens in the dungeon.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

*shakes head*

i still don't understand why delete instead of say "look for updates soon" or "no they're not" then locking the thread. Normally i side with y'all, but this time... whatever, i didn't lose any sleep over it haha.

So how's about that new iced earth single...