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- May 18, 2007
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SilentRealm
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SymX_AUS said:me??
i think i misread.. that's what i get for not really paying attention
HERE on the forum i've only put one person on ignore.. on msn i've put tonnes! and sean you aren't one of them so shut up 
progmetaldan
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Nah, it would be silenced... otherwise the loud, non-guitar noise would scare the guitarist, causing him to trip over... the sound of an amped guitarist falling down, is far worse than gun fire, or even bass!
Im pretty sure it would be the pellets from the pellet gun hitting his body that would cause the guitarist to fall down, but at least he would take it like a man, and still manage to shred while lying on the floor...
Tonight, I noticed my roommate was wearing a shirt from his college orientation that says, "Orientation - get in the game." I convinced him to write "sexual" above it. I thought it was funny in a really immature way.
CttN
Progworkd
SymX_AUS
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dparker88
teh base gahtahrest
Without realising he is still plugged in... just like the time said guitarist tried to gain attention by doing a 10-foot jump and slide across the stage just before his solo, and then not realising he pulled the cord out, about two minutes later, when the next song had started.
I may upgrade the pellets with something that cuts strings, or an EMF device that screw up pickups.
Lol, an ex vocalist in one of my dads old bands was called Russell... dunno the last name though.
progmetaldan
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Without realising he is still plugged in... just like the time said guitarist tried to gain attention by doing a 10-foot jump and slide across the stage just before his solo, and then not realising he pulled the cord out, about two minutes later, when the next song had started.
I may upgrade the pellets with something that cuts strings, or an EMF device that screw up pickups.
THIS IS A GAP
Lol, an ex vocalist in one of my dads old bands was called Russell... dunno the last name though.
Fixed.
PoisonSeed
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dparker88
teh base gahtahrest
DoomsdayZach
The Professor was right
dparker88
teh base gahtahrest
How is it that my jokes suck balls, whilst Aussie jokes express sheer wit, by using words like "chasm" and "Zach"?
Corrected for puncutation, capitalization, and accuracy.
BTW, it is not a good idea to compliment your own jokes.
Kenneth R.
Cináed
Phanto
Alalalalalalalala.
Zach jokes > All jokes
Except most of Mitch Hedberg's material. You don't get much better than Mitch.
Fossil Records
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Matt
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Almost every joke is better than an aussie joke.
Not a good place to get lost in...
Oh no. They probably thought I was trying to get meth or something
Fossil Records
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Matt
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Yeah. Have you ever been on St. Clair ave before? I ended up right on that road which is right in the middle of teh hellholz. The signs are fucked up there too, so I basically drove around till I found a sign to Mt. Vernon.
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