Official Subject Perversion Thread

[Malleus]

(OK, I'm bored)

In this thread, we measure forum members ability to reduce a serious subject to cheap jokes and vulgar remarks. Speaking on experience, this should not take long.

Starting subject:

Your views on abortion

 

[Sonnenritter]

Views on abortion? Hmm.. I know this awesome advertisement for an abortion clinic.

Murphy's Abortion Clinic. You rape'em, we scrape'em. No fetus can beat us or your money back guaranteed.

 

[Fractured]

"You rape'em, we scrape'em? "

Well that should be tah winner!

 

[duckattack]

Click for the most unfunny abortion jokes ever!

 

[Malleus]

I've always wanted to use the phrase: "You should tape your kid right now, and sell it as an abortion clinic commercial", usually in grocery stores...

 

[Jax]

perversion? *perks*


my view on abortion: if you don't agree with abortion, then don't have one.

 

[MRBEAST]

i just had a scrambled egg sandwich...

 

[Yetti]

i like waffles. especially w/ syrup.

 

[Dark_vampiress]

I'm totally for it, i wouldn't have it done myself...but i'd fight for the right (to party? ) for other to have the choice. I'd have a child and give it away, if it wasn't wanted...*shrugs*

 

[MRBEAST]

i like waffles. especially w/ syrup.

i like french toast

 

[tara]

Mmmmmm beef stew.

 

[duckattack]

i like french toast

Freedom toast?

 

[Dark_vampiress]

duckattack, i think i'm the only person, that didn't get half the jokes.

 

[duckattack]

duckattack, i think i'm the only person, that didn't get half the jokes.

The only thing funny about any of the jokes on that page is how absolutely unfunny they are, and the fact that the guy who put that page up probably thought they were fucking hilarious! I've known so many people like that, who would make up jokes that they thought were completely brilliant and I'd just be standing there with this puzzled look on my face (more so than usual) thinking, 'what the fuck?'... So the reason you didn't get them is because you probably have a somewhat intact sense of humor, whereas the author of that page doesn't!

 

[Caelestia]

Murphy's Abortion Clinic. You rape'em, we scrape'em. No fetus can beat us or your money back guaranteed.

 

[Malleus]

You're all doing very well so far.

Regarding that abortion joke page, those were so unfunny it's amazing. Duckattack, you're right, the guy who put them up probably laughed his ass off, which is what makes it so sad.

 

[nataservant]

mmmm abortion

 

[Jax]

yay for castration.

 

[Dark_vampiress]

I'd give my right arm for some KFC right now.

 

[nataservant]

*takes your right arm and shoves it in a grease fryer*

I'll send you some KFC later