Official Subject Perversion Thread

[Lolita Vampiriá]

uke:

Strangest thread in a while.

 

[nataservant]

"I held a lighter up to her eyes and held them open with my fingers I burnt my thumbs as her eyeballs popped"

 

[Malleus]

"I held a lighter up to her eyes and held them open with my fingers I burnt my thumbs as her eyeballs popped"

American Psycho by B. E. Ellis, innit?

LolitaVampiria: I know, I was bored, and I wanted my own "official" thread. Also it was 5 a.m. or thereabouts when I thought of it.

 

[nataservant]

Yes it is, the book is so awesome, I enjoy quoting or misquoting it.(see above)

 

[Adam90125]

haha, I like your signature nataservant.

 

[Adam90125]

As someone said, if you don't like it, don't have one.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

American Psycho and Bret Easton Ellis rule.
Check out also Glamorama and Less than zero.

 

[nataservant]

i find it very sexy seeing as it says CUNT!

 

[MRBEAST]

As someone said, if you don't like it, don't have one.

i like boners!

 

[chemicalburn]

Just once before I die, I want to eat another human being.

 

[Sonnenritter]

Just once before I die, I want to eat another human being.

How would you like your human? Well done, Medium, Medium-Rare?

 

[MRBEAST]

brings new meaning to telling yer waiter you want yer meat still kicking

 

[Adam90125]

i like boners!

You always have them as well. You must like boners alot...

 

[Adam90125]

YEAH! If you don't want your baby, I'll eat it! Now everyone's happy! :Spin:

 

[dragonfu]

2 cannibals come upon a plane wreck and start eating a body. one starts at the head and one at the feet. after a bit the one that started up top says "how ya doin"? the other one says "i'm havin' a ball"! the first says "slow down ya greedy bastard, yer eatin' to fast"!

 

[Yetti]

 

[nataservant]

*rubs one out*

 

[Jax]

puppies are cool.

 

[nataservant]

especially for dinner

 

[nØthing]

They compliment the steamed human waste stew.