Oh no, MADD are a bunch of insane cunts..

[Buzzard]

http://www.infowars.com/articles/bb/auto_tracking_breathalyzer_big_bro_decides_if_you_drive.htm

 

[Jurched]

Sheeeat! If that technology exists and can be fitted into every pick-up truck south of Hazzard County, then why don't we all just turn over our cars to the computers and let THEM do the driving? Put metal strips on all roads, and the computers can follow em home. Avoids collisions and traffic jams. And boozehounds can pour themselves a glass of the Cap'n while UNIX does the driving. Sounds fuckin great!

Jurched