Oh yeah so I had a company merger go down last week.

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha "use porn". It's not crack

 

[dorian gray]

youre not married.
@ andrew: it is VERY well documented that porn usage has an addictive component

 

[dorian gray]

ok, so you guys dont feel the least bit creepy after jerking off to porn?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

hahaha. really? Fuck. Good thing i'm a pretty casual user.

 

[Demilich]

youre not married.

Sounds like a pretty weak excuse for you not being willing to stand up to your wife and tell her she's being ridiculous, but maybe that's just me

 

[MetalAges]

I feel like I'm reading the transcript to a Jerry Springer show, I love it!

 

[NAD]

it's not true though. hotness incorporates all kinds of attributes. iirc, teenage and college age girls aren't the most experienced or interesting people in the world.

Yeah dorian and I agree on a lot of things but this is like, near the top and stuff.

 

[NAD]

ok, so you guys dont feel the least bit creepy after jerking off to porn?

No, just pathetic. Well, not even that very much, but that's about the only negative emotion.

Granted, when I was in a long distance relationship I felt sorta bad for doing it, but not like I was cheating on her. Instead of hiding it from her though, I'd show her some funny video of some bint getting a shot in the eye or something. Sharing is caring, or something.

 

[dorian gray]

Sounds like a pretty weak excuse for you not being willing to stand up to your wife and tell her she's being ridiculous, but maybe that's just me

 

[dorian gray]

No, just pathetic.

hahhaa you rule adrian

 

[lurch70]

haha. Yeah. Lurch might show up at your house wearing a speedo and in a rage.

hahahaha.

this thread is too long now ... no time to go through it.

but I think it's time to make a thread about the August meet/meat ...

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

this thread is too long now ... no time to go through it.

but I think it's time to make a thread about the August meet/meat ...

haha. probably a good idea. i'll get it started.

 

[dorian gray]

dont you dare take anyting away from my "company merger" thread. i worked hard on this

 

[NAD]

dont you dare take anyting away from my "company merger" thread. i worked hard on this

hahahaha whatha si fdsahahha

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

ha ha, I'm not reading this whole thread

but more than 50% of all married men AND women cheat. fact.

 

[NAD]

See? It happens anyhow so just go with it.

I ain't gonna end some love of my life situation if the broad and I fight for 6 weeks and she goes off and porks some short pecker 5 minute man, if anything that'll just make me fuck the cheat right outta her!

Yeah I'm real sober right now.

 

[MFJ]

but more than 50% of all married men AND women cheat. fact.

I'm not denying you, but I honestly find that hard to believe. Sucks...

 

[Erik]

INCIDENTALLY more than 50% of everyone is a complete idiot so see it all works out

 

[MFJ]

INCIDENTALLY more than 50% of everyone is a complete idiot so see it all works out

This seems true, although personally I would venture to say that it's roughly 78%

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

INCIDENTALLY more than 50% of everyone is a complete idiot so see it all works out

yeah, the faithful half