Oh yeah so I had a company merger go down last week.

[Erik]

i do and it's "stop posting on an internet forum and go out and get some!"

so that i may live vicariously through you

im getting some. at times. im fine.

 

[dorian gray]

it's kinda cool to have a gay guy here. kinda rounds out the place.

edit: @ andrews post

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

hhaa. i'm not litterally gay.

 

[dorian gray]

im getting some. at times. im fine.

you might think so now.

 

[Erik]

I dunno. I'll just stay out of these threads. physical attractiveness works on a scale from 0 to -10. It really doesn't mean much to me. It's only a case of how much it detracts from the rest of them.

i dont give a shit if it's -10 to 0 or 1 to 10 because at the end of the day that still means you can say "person X is physically more attractive than person Y" and so you ARE capable of comparison and a discussion on the matter. case cuh-losed

 

[dorian gray]

hhaa. i'm not litterally gay.

come on, it's cool. i'd even ride bikes with you.

 

[Erik]

you might think so now.

and yet the last thing i'd ever wish for
though at night death seems to never part
was another rising of the burning red sun
the day but a stone upon my weary heart

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

come on, it's cool. i'd even ride bikes with you.

No. I like vagina. I do not like penis. If I did like penis, maren wouldn't be coming to canada now would she?

 

[dorian gray]

i dont give a shit if it's -10 to 0 or 1 to 10 because at the end of the day that still means you can say "person X is physically more attractive than person Y" and so you ARE capable of comparison and a discussion on the matter. case cuh-losed

hahahaha, i just realized why gugs put you in that "worst taste in women" thread. no offense of course, i'm just pointing out that i didn't get it.

 

[dorian gray]

No. I like vagina. I do not like penis. If I did like penis, maren wouldn't be coming to canada now would she?

oooooooooook andrew *wink wink nudge nudge*

 

[Erik]

No. I like vagina. I do not like penis. If I did like penis, maren wouldn't be coming to canada now would she?

why not, i mean you aren't planning to do more than play checkers and eat tortilla chips now are you

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

oooooooooook andrew *wink wink nudge nudge*

You're trying to do the lurch tease me thing aren't you.

Hey! And I can call you daddy gray. Since you have kids.

 

[dorian gray]

oh yeah, forgot. i better not get between you and lurch.
and i only have one kid. ones enough i guess.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha. Yeah. Lurch might show up at your house wearing a speedo and in a rage.

hahahaha.

 

[Johanna]

haha i dont see how it's not. just try jerking off to porn in front of your gf/wife/whatever. 99% percent of them will be like, "wtf!?". the 1% that likes it is also cheating on you every chance she gets.

I still dont understand how looking at porn makes you unfaithful.
SORRY FOR BRINGING IT UP AGAIN but someone please explain before I go insane thinking about it.

 

[Erik]

it doesnt

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha. Porn is not cheating. Porn is what you do when she says she has a headache. Otherwise you're going to go off like a chaingun next time you get some and kill her.

 

[dorian gray]

I still dont understand how looking at porn makes you unfaithful.
SORRY FOR BRINGING IT UP AGAIN but someone please explain before I go insane thinking about it.

i will in a bit.

 

[Erik]

i will in a bit.

it's not going to make any sense though

 

[dorian gray]

in short its subjective: if your spouse says its cheating then it is.
i agree with you fags, i dont think it is cheating but tell that to my wife or the millions of other spouses of geeks who use porn.