Oh yeah so I had a company merger go down last week.

[Erik]

i wouldnt be faithful either if i was married to you

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

that's cool, neither would I

and I'd film it too

 

[Reign in Acai]

See? It happens anyhow so just go with it.

I ain't gonna end some love of my life situation if the broad and I fight for 6 weeks and she goes off and porks some short pecker 5 minute man, if anything that'll just make me fuck the cheat right outta her!

Yeah I'm real sober right now.

Holy fuck! Well aren't you holding some low expectations towards your "spouse"! Is fidelity so much to ask from someone who supposedly "loves you"? If you feel this way, there's some underlining self esteem issues brewing. Trust is one of, if not "the" main attribute one looks for in a lifelong spouse. If this trust is broken by something as shallow as her getting pissy over a little spat. Then what kind of person did you end up marrying to begin with?

50% of all married couples cheat on each other? So this makes it right? You got to hold your standards higher than the average man my friend.

 

[Erik]

itp, i actually agree with AWMM above