I WAS TRYING TO FUCKING MAN HUG RYAN, YOU CUNT. Listen, it's not because you are a noob. Derek was a noob, but he was fine. But that's because Derek isn't retarded. You see, that's your problem, and I'm sorry. You are just not picking up on the humor. It flies way the fuck over your head. WAY THE FUCK OVER. I've honestly never seen anyone so clueless. Again, I'm sorry, but that's why. We aren't laughing with you. Right now, everyone on this board is reading this thread and laughing directly at you and Ryan.