ohhhh I'm in pain constantly

[Captain Beard]

oh gross! dammit i have to be at work in an hour. call in sick?

If you want. I could do it at your work, exhibitionism gets time off.

 

[in_absentia]

i want to. id rather sit here and chat to you fine bunch of people

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I think you should spend some quality time with your fiance.

 

[Ryan VH]

WTF!? i didnt agree to anything!

 

[Captain Beard]

You like chatting with a giant wearing a wig and holding a floppy superdildo in the crook of his arm?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

WTF!? i didnt agree to anything!

CLEVER!

 

[in_absentia]

I think you should spend some quality time with your fiance.

MARRIAGE EWW GROSS. think id rather eat shit and die. honestly.. getting married. may as well commit suicide

 

[Ryan VH]

holy shit man. no fucking way am i going to get married to her though i have no idea why you guys said that in the first place.

 

[in_absentia]

You like chatting with a giant wearing a wig and holding a floppy superdildo in the crook of his arm?

haha better than going to work!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh god. Stop. I'm laughing too hard to eat my ice cream.

 

[Lunar Still]

haha better than going to work!

Where the FUCK do you work?

 

[in_absentia]

my jobs great i just cannot be fucked right now! I'm an audio engineer. i have to omg set up. not today cbf

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Chrooooooooome black fuuutureee.

 

[Lunar Still]

JUST NUUUUUUMB THE PAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!

 

[Lunar Still]

Wait just a minute, why the hell are we back on the topic of Nevermore? Somebody hijack this thread please.

 

[Captain Beard]

She said she can't be fucked. Didn't say anything about can't blow a horse.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

She said CBF. It was the natural response.

 

[in_absentia]

i what? hey how the heel did we get from poor Will constantly being in pain to me what what? blowing a horse? WTF? i said i cannot be fucked setting up for stupid emo bands today..

 

[Captain Beard]

Well have a dick and set up some bluegrass bands, then. Not hard.

 

[in_absentia]

no, its ok. i think ill just go to work... ill keep the im sick excuse for another day. besides lol u people are starting to freak me out. honestly its like you speak ur own language here and im from some other country