ohhhh I'm in pain constantly

[Kvlt Wench]

Like me and you?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

NO FAIR! I challenge you to a duel, James. A penis duel.

 

[Ryan VH]

AHAHAHAHA. ah god

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Lunar Still]

AHAHAHAHA. ah god

No, even a god could not stop the ensuing mayhem of a penis battle.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

NO FAIR! I challenge you to a duel, James. A penis duel.

Wait, is that the same as that thing we did that time?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Sort of, except this time...there will be more blood.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh, and weasels.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Can the weasels survive the extreme tempertures?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

That's the duel. Whoever kills the weasel first wins.

 

[in_absentia]

I don't even know where to begin. You don't deserve to have such a masterful album as your name.

Also, you can't really say you'll never have sex again if you're a virgin, can you?

i dont deserve to have such a masterful album as my name? dude i can have woteva the hell i want as my name. it was just a joke, really. calm down...

 

[in_absentia]

Quote of the year.

thank you

 

[Kvlt Wench]

No, it's not allowed. The quality police will be knocking at your door any minute now.

 

[in_absentia]

haha ok. thanks for alerting me...

 

[Lunar Still]

thank you

I meant that because of the blatant oxymoron in the statement "I'm a virgin, screw you."

But you're welcome, regardless.

 

[Captain Beard]

*knocks on door with 4 foot dildo in hand and judge's wig on.*

 

[Lunar Still]

*knocks on door with 4 foot dildo in hand and judge's wig on.*

The quality police have arrived to force in....er, enforce their judgement!

 

[in_absentia]

oh gross! dammit i have to be at work in an hour. call in sick?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

That's the duel. Whoever kills the weasel first wins.

I don't think I have it in me to kill a weasel. I'd be far too busy cuddling with it, pretending it was Isabel.

 

[in_absentia]

I meant that because of the blatant oxymoron in the statement "I'm a virgin, screw you."

But you're welcome, regardless.

lol yer i realised that right after i posted it.