Ok, seriously - FUCK THIS COMPANY

[Metaltastic]

You know what pick up I think would look best on this? A Ford F-350.

Hahahahaahahahaha, true that

 

[FIXXXER]

i am lefthanded and in the first moment i thought it's a lefty.
so why should it be that bad...it's really hard to get a lefty EX.

but then i saw the knobs, the strap pins...
my table is full of coke now, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

S.

 

[TheDude]

I want one. Just because it's one of the ugliest guitars I've ever seen.

 

[Soundlurker]

How about this one?

 

[Metaltastic]

Hahahahahahhaha, that one doesn't piss me off so much as crack me up (is it wrong that in my mind I immediately superimpose enormous penises on the lower horn and headstock? )

 

[aberration]

My favorite MF moment was when the put the Billy Joe Armstrong sig model right next to the standard model on the catalog page. There was like $800 difference in the price but the item descriptions read exactly the same to me.

 

[wishtheend]

Not sure if anything can top this amazing design by Gibson/Epi

 

[JBroll]

The United States of Epiphone:

Because FUCK Alaska and Hawaii.

Jeff

 

[RemoWilliams]

Not sure if anything can top this amazing design by Gibson/Epi

Paint the American flag on it, and I'm sure the GOP would eat it up. Oh, and it needs an American Flag lapel pin.

 

[lilhermiejobo]

How about this one?

At first glance that looked to me like a little guitar person with its arm in the air waving and saying "hello".

I cant imagine ever being pissed off around that guitar.

 

[spioraid]

The United States of Epiphone:

Because FUCK Alaska and Hawaii.

Jeff

Haha, so true!

 

[J the TyranT]

The United States of Epiphone:

Because FUCK Alaska and Hawaii.

Jeff

Fuck you beat me to that... I was about to say almost the same damn thing.

Let's start a thread to post body styles and guitars we actually dig... since we did that thread with all the shit guitars awhile back.

 

[Hoeglund]

Don't give up your hopes just yet folks, an insider just revealed to me that they're starting off from scratch with some new ground breaking designs that'll bring them back to the primitives, unofficial photo: Les Püül

 

[Metaltastic]

Haha, made out of caked clay and feces, no doubt

 

[brainimpalement]

HEY GUISE
I HAS A GREAT IDEA
LET'S TAKE OUR GUITARS, AND PUT THEM ON BACKWARDS!!!!111


And people wonder why I never liked Gibson.

 

[Uber Mega]

Bitch stole my fish

 

[deanbailey]

The United States of Epiphone:

Because FUCK Alaska and Hawaii.

Jeff

Someone should make that a motivational poster lol

 

[TeamOmega]

Haha, dudes. That's probably what people said when the first Explorer or the first BC Rich Warlock etc. came out.

Wait until some famous rockstar plays that and all the kids want it and after a few years it'll be the hot shit.

Not saying that I like it, but it's hardly an extreme deviation from existing guitar styles ... albeit an ugly one

agreed... everything that looks good is a result of trends, both past and present.

 

[Let it burn...]

why won't they just reissue the RD instead of releasing this crap?