You can tremolo pick my slit like Steve Vai, if you look like a member of Carpathian Forest, I'm not going to get wet enough to handle a baby carrot.
clearly you're not as knowledgeable about sex as i am, for most women, if a guy's eating pussy good enough, the size of his dick doesn't matter, a lot of women are willing to have sex with ugly guys because they have to be blindfolded in order to orgasm anyway, and different men have different sized penises because different women have different sized vaginas, i've actually had several women over 40 tell me that my dick is actually too big
Did it ever occur to you that I like to sniff pickle? It makes me feel good about myself. Knowing that a man feels confident and comfortable enough with me as a person to take their manhood and not use too much teeth. As for reciprocating, due to my dietary habits, I actually prefer a man to perform analingus, as opposed to cunnlingus. I wipe back to front, as opposed to front to back, it's only suiting. Hmm
i never said anything about whether or not you actually enjoy sucking dick, i'm just saying that the guy is a jack-ass if he's not immediately getting his face between your thighs after you suck him off, there's nothing wrong with enjoying analingus, but to prefer it over cunnilingus might mean your genital area might have a slight nerve damage
Do you really think I could allow you in good conscious to spend the pitiful pence your rents allocate you to drive all this way for a few minutes of debauchery? Nothing turns me on more than a self made man. Best just save that gas money for Comic-Con
high-maintenance bitch, if someone spent money traveling, from Dallas to Austin, you'd reject him just because he didn't have any money left over after traveling expenses, that's just mean, me personally i'd prefer the kind of person that would spend their last dime traveling to me, as opposed to the "rich bitch" flying out to me on their own personal jet
Standing reverse cow-girl? I'd like to feel effeminate, if you can't man handle me, and dominate me like a man, what chance do you have in a fight? I like fighters, big burly men who can repo televisions from inner city families with the last name Johnson.
wouldn't a standing reverse cowgirl be the same as doggy-style? also i prefer the girl on top, and why so masochistic in the bedroom?? why do you need "fighters" that's creepy i'm not going to start being violent just because i'm dating a girl that likes "big burly fighters"
Do your sisters still speak to Uncle Lester?
why didn't you start having sex when you started getting horny?? and why would having sex young be associated with incest, most pedophiles don't do incest and most incest involves the younger person getting as horny as hell and managing to seduce the older person
Do you think I was holding out for someone special? I was holding out for a wild pyonggang. It took years of mental and physical preparation for me to become a 3-input woman. My ass was torn upon entry, my hymen said bymen, my mouth said By Mennon, it was quite the ordeal.
you decided to loose your virginity in a gangbang? i've seen lots of 14-year-old-girls do that, getting gangbanged by the highschool footbal teaml
They actually live in The Woodlands.
tell me when you're gonna be there and i'll show up just so you can watch me fuck someone else
So you rather fap to 200lb beasts who smell like they don't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of? I'm a high maintenance girl sir, if you want to wine me and dine me, you must make the effort. Now let's see your pic, you half a man you.
did you sleep through biology class, getting 6-pack abs is so god-dam difficult because it's not natural, dumb-ass, and 200 lb isn't really all that big if you're over 5-foot-2, I've actually had sex with a woman that was 302 lb, cologne doesn't have to be expensive to smell good, and you describing yourself as high maintenance is turning me off, even if i was as rich as you expect you dates to be, i'd still be dating the broke woman that doesn't want me to pay for anything, being a gold-digger is not a real job
We have a ton of gay bars down here, yes. Any cyber papi who is too meek to expose their facade on the intarweb is surely not worthy of giving me a Cleveland steamer or Mauryleeeeeeeeeen. You play your cards right, I'll partake in coital pleasantries, you beat around my bush, and I'll Chow Yun Fat your stir fry.
the link i posted wasn't a gay bar, just because i'm not a camwhore doesn't mean i'm "meek" and i kinda feel repulsed by the fact that you used the word "meek" as an insult, who is this maury leen person??, i'm not even interested anymore
Lets see the pic Fillmore.
who's fillmore??
You wouldn't be the first person from RC I've had sex with. Just ask Adrian how it was like to bang my head up against the headboard as Old Man Gloom blared in the background. He's the only man I ever let go down on me. Just loved how his Sideshow Bobski french tickled my Commie bush, the dandruff in my loins marched towards Bataan, and ended up at Saicum.
out of all the people you've had sex with why would you only let one single person go down on you?? you should have had them all go down on you, you have sexual masochism issues,
Desperate half man
Desperate half man
Desperate half man
i don't understand the whole "half man" thing
In closing...Toodles XOXOXO
