OKC

[Chanakya]

I don't get it

He's a kid.

 

[Vimana]

When they say it, it sounds like "cocks taste good." They kinda pronounce the k in kuud like a g.

 

[Onder]

Whatever.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I just edited some Judas Priest lyrics into a paragraph and sent it to a bimbo as a message. Fuck em that way. If she replies I'll feel embarrassed as fuck now. Tinny (cold one) time.

 

[voilenoir]

I wish someone would send me Judas lyrics. Instead I get messages saying...
"6'5" New YorK World Class Spooner... finds you simply ravishing~!! care to be spoiled like the goddess you are?"
My reply... "No."

Then I got this one last night....
"Hi nackie, I'm Hike from San Diego. I thoroughly enjoyed reading your profile and your pix definitely complemented the whole thing rather well. Now that I got all of that out of the way I'll get straight to the point. I want to make sweet fucking love to you. I think you're gorgeous. Are you submissive ? -Hike"
My reply.... "No."

I think I need to revise my profile.

 

[unknown]

good lord

 

[Vimana]

Hike is the stupidest fucking name. You should tell him he doesn't deserve a penis.

 

[-CC-]

World Class Spooner

 

[Vimana]

By saying you're not submissive, he's going to take this endeavor of having sex with you as a challenge. To him it could also mean "is it going to be easy to bang you?" Watch out. He could be a rapist.

 

[damnromulans]

"best of inbox" edition.

How does blood of the innocents compare with dog or whale?

A+

Are you one of those black-metal-loving extremists in disguise? haha. ...is it possible you know what I mean...
Oh well...useless...hmm

I was thinking, I don't think straight teeth are all that great.
Crooked teeth are so lovely. No, seriously.

Now moving on, oh...Oh no...

???

 

[Episteme]

 

[voilenoir]

Bahahha that's awesome!

Yeah I got one last night....

"Your profile was so interesting. You're into lord of the rings.
I love your tattoos, do you have any hiding I can find while exploring?"

I didn't even respond.

Vimana - I wanted to tell hike to take a fuckin hike.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I'm involved in this sports association for singles in the city and it's like a gold mine for hook ups. Athletic people who are looking to get laid all in one place? Deal.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My profile was just revamped by some females friends of mine. I look like such a dweeb now.

 

[voilenoir]

I'm going to scope it!
What's your username again???

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Beherit77

 

[voilenoir]

looks good!

 

[damnromulans]

It was way better before. Now it seems like you are a boring nerdy square. Change it back, your friends aren't very good at this!

 

[voilenoir]

I agree you should put the lord of the rings thing back up!

 

[SentinelSlain]

Bleh